Revealing the Truth Behind the Great Human Conspiracy

[r_a_n_s_o_m]

Hi, Internet friend-people! I have to type fast because I am REALLY in the proverbial doghouse tonight. (and why do Human People say that? I mean, a Dog-house, is the same as a People-house, just like a Dog-sofa is the same as a People-sofa, Dog-food...okay, that one's different, I grant you. - And that's what I got to tell you

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[ironsgold]

*Maggie here*
NO!!!!!
Do you think it's also okay to eat cookies? And cake, and ice cream, and horse poop, and grass?
I glad you're okay! I'm going to the kitchen myself to look for a snack!

[r_a_n_s_o_m]

Hi, Maggie! Sorry it's taken me a while to get back to you but I've been having to kind of lay low and be on my best behavior lately. (You know how it is, I hear you've been gettin' into a little mess over your way recently, too?)

The way I see it, our entire understanding of edible/nonedible has been turned upside down. Obviously, the clear - the ONLY! - choice is to EAT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FROM NOW ON! (or at least chew on it/carry it around in our mouths for awhile to get the taste)

Oh No!

[princess_carpe]

Run before big sis catches you, but thanks for the heads up on the chocolate!

Re: Oh No!

[r_a_n_s_o_m]

She didn't catch me then, but I forgot about this "Friends' list" thing on the computer. She confronted me and I gave her the "Innocent Eyes" (yeah, I know you cats don't usually go that route, but it works pretty well for us dogs) but I don't think she bought it.

Re: Oh No!

[princess_carpe]

No, I normally give the "haughty and disdainful eyes" to my mommy and then try to kill her in some way. I'm sorry she didn't buy it though, better luck next time.

[bostonben]

Um, no Ben shout out? I think he's a little hurt.

I'm glad ransom is o.k., because yeah, I always heard that caffeine and dogs do not go together.

[r_a_l_i_g_h]

Well, I figured Ben doesn't really listen to the "Rules" of what should/shouldn't be eaten and if he DID he certainly wouldn't take the advice of a DOG!

[r_a_n_s_o_m]

(Plus, Siamese kinda scare me!)

[ironsgold]

Hi Ransom! I haven't heard from you for awhile so I'm just saying hi! Is it hot where you are? It's super hot here! Tess and I only go outside when we have to. Sometimes we jump in the pool, and sometimes Mom takes us to the beach. But mostly we just want stay inside and sleep! It's cooler inside, I think Mom makes it that way with something on the wall! Now we're going to go ask for an ice cube, I hear someone in the kitchen!

This one not that one

[r_a_n_s_o_m]

Hiya, Maggie