Revealing the Truth Behind the Great Human Conspiracy
Hi, Internet friend-people! I have to type fast because I am REALLY in the proverbial doghouse tonight. (and why do Human People say that? I mean, a Dog-house, is the same as a People-house, just like a Dog-sofa is the same as a People-sofa, Dog-food...okay, that one's different, I grant you. - And that's what I got to tell you!
Maggie, Tess, Princess Carpe, all y'all my furry peeps - THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO US!!!
It's true!
I know all of us have eaten People-food in various amounts on various occasions, but there is that ONE item, that ONE flavor, that is always forbidden to us on the explanation it is for our own good.
Well, I'm here to tell you that is A HOAX! DOGS CAN EAT CHOCOLATE!!!!!
I know! I'm just as surprised as you! All my life I've seen My Family eating different forms of WonderfulSmelly!Chocolate and whenever I try to give them "The Eyes" (YOU know!) Big Sis always says "Sorry, Ransom, dogs can't eat chocolate"
But last night, I proved them wrong! They had made those "brown-EEE" things that just make the whole house smell SOOoooo good and ate them with ice cream and whipped cream and sauce. (It was Little Bro's birthday party) and after everyone went to bed, Momma covered the pan and put it in one of the cupboards under the counter.
When I woke up in the middle of the night I felt a little snack-y and kinda wandered around in the kitchen (I KNOW I'm not supposed to be in there, but sometimes little bits of people-food falls down and the Kid-people sometimes forget to sweep up. AND I SMELLED IT!
Well, it was dark, so I wasn't SURE that it was chocolate, but it was TASTY! and I ate ALL of it - more than two-thirds of a pan - licked it clean!
That was 24-hours ago and I'm feeling fine! (Well, Momma is REALLYREALLY mad at me, but at least I'm not sick)
So DON'T let your People lie to you any longer! EAT THE CHOCO- ooops! Here comes Big Sis and I am NOT supposed to be wandering back in the bedrooms - gotta run!)
Maggie, Tess, Princess Carpe, all y'all my furry peeps - THEY HAVE BEEN LYING TO US!!!
It's true!
I know all of us have eaten People-food in various amounts on various occasions, but there is that ONE item, that ONE flavor, that is always forbidden to us on the explanation it is for our own good.
Well, I'm here to tell you that is A HOAX! DOGS CAN EAT CHOCOLATE!!!!!
I know! I'm just as surprised as you! All my life I've seen My Family eating different forms of WonderfulSmelly!Chocolate and whenever I try to give them "The Eyes" (YOU know!) Big Sis always says "Sorry, Ransom, dogs can't eat chocolate"
But last night, I proved them wrong! They had made those "brown-EEE" things that just make the whole house smell SOOoooo good and ate them with ice cream and whipped cream and sauce. (It was Little Bro's birthday party) and after everyone went to bed, Momma covered the pan and put it in one of the cupboards under the counter.
When I woke up in the middle of the night I felt a little snack-y and kinda wandered around in the kitchen (I KNOW I'm not supposed to be in there, but sometimes little bits of people-food falls down and the Kid-people sometimes forget to sweep up. AND I SMELLED IT!
Well, it was dark, so I wasn't SURE that it was chocolate, but it was TASTY! and I ate ALL of it - more than two-thirds of a pan - licked it clean!
That was 24-hours ago and I'm feeling fine! (Well, Momma is REALLYREALLY mad at me, but at least I'm not sick)
So DON'T let your People lie to you any longer! EAT THE CHOCO- ooops! Here comes Big Sis and I am NOT supposed to be wandering back in the bedrooms - gotta run!)