the imminent birth of a new compy. We're expecting the stork any day now.

"Restaurant-inspired food for cats"

I can't wait to see how historians 300 years from now judge American society for such absurdities. Food crises around the world, and we market gourmet food to pets.

The time has come to go mostly private with this LJ. I want to be able to talk about school stuff every so often, so I can't have that out and visible for the world. Add me as a friend if you haven't already. Entry later tonight.

The beneficent lights of heaven shone upon me today and spared me from the evil that is 495 traffic. Somehow, there was no traffic at all this morning as I drove to Parkdale HS. Nor was there any during my return trip. It's just saving it all up...waiting to unleash its congestive fury when I least expect it. Well, traffic, by then I shall be ( Read more... )

I'm updating from the exorbitant comfort of my very own air mattress in my very own apartment in Bethesda, MD. Yep, today was my first full day as an "adult." And the most appropriate phrase I can muster as a descriptor for this momentous occasion is "profoundly uneventful ( Read more... )

With all apologies to Liz or Liz-type people out there, I have to say that I'm fairly excited about the ending to J.K. Rowling's Series-That-Must-Not-Be-Named that will be released tonight. I've never been a rabid fanboy or anything, but the books--and particularly the last few--are indisputably fun. What is particularly exciting about the most ( Read more... )

I have consigned my soul to the devil of the details--I have signed a 25-page leasing agreement ( Read more... )

So, long after the last IM story was herein published (i.e. The Epic of Zirdle), a second, currently untitled yarn has begun. Part one is contained herein.

( Unnamed Story with Mongolian Yak Musk )

Guess where I am, my dears! I'm sitting outside a Chipotle in Bethesda, and it's brilliant! I'm up here for my first wave of faculty meetings and for apartment hunting, and today alone I have managed both to navigate the DC Metro area roads with great aplomb and to get quite thoroughly lost (thanks for the generous assistance, potential-roommate- ( Read more... )

So, I'm graduated now. And back in Farmville for the summer ( Read more... )