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[queenoflorien]

Still in the fucking bottle, thank you. The other ten Galadrieli are probably off somewhere clipping their toenails and being completely unhelpful, as usual. galadrielhuggz drew rabbits and hearts and wrote "I LUV CELLYKINSESES" all over my face while I was sleeping. She can produce magic markers, live animals, stuffed toys and bubblegum out of thin air, but

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[galadrielxiii]

::giggles::

I am giving you moral support!!!

I will bake you cookies. Should you ever escape. :D!!

[queenoflorien]

I would threaten you with some injury to be delivered once I'm out of the bottle, but that would just result in both our deaths, and I don't feel like going through the paperwork and dwarves.

Instead, I'll continue hate you and wholeheartedly wish for your gruesome, accidental death at the hands of someone operating heavy machinery.

[galadrielxiii]

;_;

But that would... make a mess!

[queenoflorien]

It upsets me when you're cute. >_< Here, have a Celeborn clone, we made him this morning. His name is Celerobert. You can use him as a target or something.

[celeborniii]

My poor, distressed wifey. I know just what would make you feel better, too. ;)

[queenoflorien]

I'll bet you do. Ok, look. Get me out of this bottle, get the superglued pink ribbons off my ass, mix a martini for me and I'll shag your brains out as often as you want. OK?!

((*chokes*))

[celeborniii]

I'll see what I can do, pet. Until then, tell Huggz I miss her. ;)

((hehe, you know, desperate times and all that...))

[queenoflorien]

I'm sure she just aches for you, too. HURRY HURRY HURRY.

[galadhriel]

*takes the bottle from Brí and taps it* Hellooooo?

[queenoflorien]

::bangs on glass:: I AM COVERED IN RABBITS AND SHE'S SUPERGLUING PINK RIBBONS ON MY ASS. LET US OUT!

[galadhriel]

o.o

Brí sweetie I think you had better let them out.

Except not the one with the plushies just yet. She frightens me.

[queenoflorien]

I'll try to tie her to the bottom of the bottle or something.