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Still in the fucking bottle, thank you. The other ten Galadrieli are probably off somewhere clipping their toenails and being completely unhelpful, as usual. galadrielhuggz drew rabbits and hearts and wrote "I LUV CELLYKINSESES" all over my face while I was sleeping. She can produce magic markers, live animals, stuffed toys and bubblegum out of thin air, but refuses to give me a fucking loofah. She only stopped telling me how "KYEEEEEWWWWWWWT" I looked after I snapped her teddy bear's neck.
galadrielph33r is looking at me imploringly and trying to set her hair on fire. The odor is less than pleasant, but it seems to have caused Huggz to pass out, so I can't complain.
Oh, fuck, she's conscious again and is coming after me with her hair crimper. HOLY SHIT, PH33R, DUCK!!!! ....... Ooh... that's such a shame. Don't worry, I'll help you get the ribbons out. I think I remember where I left the glue solvent.
I think we're out of duct tape.
Someone will bleed for this.
galadrielph33r is looking at me imploringly and trying to set her hair on fire. The odor is less than pleasant, but it seems to have caused Huggz to pass out, so I can't complain.
Oh, fuck, she's conscious again and is coming after me with her hair crimper. HOLY SHIT, PH33R, DUCK!!!! ....... Ooh... that's such a shame. Don't worry, I'll help you get the ribbons out. I think I remember where I left the glue solvent.
I think we're out of duct tape.
Someone will bleed for this.