FREE!!!!!!!
FREE AT LAST! No more of that chamber of torture and death and fluffy bunnies! How I have longed to again breathe sweet air untainted by GAP perfumes and smoke of burning hair gel! At last!
As for how we got out... we... ::sigh:: ::bites tongue hard:: My 'counterpart' set us free. Yes, it was all his doing, the clever bastard. ::clenched teeth:: I owe him so much.
I'm going to hate myself in the morning. Hate myself more than I do at the present moment, which will be a pretty fucking big accomplishment.
The upside of the Celeborn population explosion is that it leaves so many others to abuse, when the original is guarded by a bottle and the third is owed sexual favours. :)
As for how we got out... we... ::sigh:: ::bites tongue hard:: My 'counterpart' set us free. Yes, it was all his doing, the clever bastard. ::clenched teeth:: I owe him so much.
I'm going to hate myself in the morning. Hate myself more than I do at the present moment, which will be a pretty fucking big accomplishment.
The upside of the Celeborn population explosion is that it leaves so many others to abuse, when the original is guarded by a bottle and the third is owed sexual favours. :)