[The woman that stands before you... okay not actually before you but you know in the mirror... come on, dude, you're harshing my rhythm! Look, the woman who stands before you is looking... oddly calm, all things considered. Well okay by 'all things' I guess I really just mean the fact that you haven't seen her around before, so... she's probably
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[Royalty who?
Princess what.]
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...I'm sorry, miss... but, "impressive" how?
[oh my god she looks so confused rn]
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[she explains so much]
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She considers this for a moment.]
I'm afraid I have to disagree on "pathetic", but... if that's the case, then her methods are absurd. If she had simply distributed these [she holds up the welcome scroll again] as legitimate invitations, rather than letters of greeting to her abductees...
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Not that that sort of long-sighted optimism is for everyone... or should be forced on anyone.
[Wow, this got derailed quickly.]
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I think she wants you to build whatever you want. Er, that is...she doesn't give us any instructions. A lot of people build things from their homes.
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Also, you seem to have further confused her.]
...I see. I'd taken for granted that "build" was meant in a less literal sense, but... do you mean that this is some sort of forced-labour encampment, focused on actual construction?
[no, dear....]
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She rubs the back of her neck.] Wha--no, nothing like that! It's not that bad. We "build" using the magic dirt and sand. It's all over the place.
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wait, but, she said "magic". maybe that counts for something.]
...I'm sorry, but I suppose I'm a bit confused. Building from sand and dirt seems as though it would be even more difficult than using more conventional building materials.
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If only proper diplomacy worked around here.
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I assume, then, that I am not the first to attempt to engage our captor?
[An unjustly imprisoned person doesn't necessarily consider diplomacy a reasonable option, so... it's not necessarily that ridiculous of a question?]
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But you did good on reading the situation.
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[She sighs; this shit is pretty much whack.]
I wish I could take pride - or solace - in that, but...
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