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[unites]

[The woman that stands before you... okay not actually before you but you know in the mirror... come on, dude, you're harshing my rhythm! Look, the woman who stands before you is looking... oddly calm, all things considered. Well okay by 'all things' I guess I really just mean the fact that you haven't seen her around before, so... she's probably

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[doihavepanties]

Eh... I have to say, what you did just now...

2/2 It has begun

[doihavepanties]

Was truly impressive!

[Royalty who?

Princess what.]

[unites]

[Wha]

...I'm sorry, miss... but, "impressive" how?

[oh my god she looks so confused rn]

[doihavepanties]

You only just arrived, but the way you're carrying yourself even in a situation like this one... Yes, it's obvious just by looking at you.

[she explains so much]

[unites]

[...Suruga's good enough at speaking dramatically that Zelda, while bemused beyond belief, is actually trying to follow what she's saying. It's far from easy, though.]

...forgive me if I appear to be dense, but what is it that you believe to be 'obvious'?

[doihavepanties]

Clearly, you've experienced something like this before.

How else could else could you be so calm and collected? Why, it's making my own entrance seem like nothing at all.

[and she does like making an entrance, much to the grief of others.]

[unites]

[AWKWARD SMILE]

...I hate to disappoint you, miss, but this is my first experience with this sort of abduction.

[Technically she was snatched by Ganondorf that one time, but that was more palms-up and menacing.]

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[doihavepanties]

This is your first time?!

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[doihavepanties]

To have such a natural ability to comprehend the situation you've suddenly found yourself in...

Ah, it's truly an enviable quality!