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[unites]

[The woman that stands before you... okay not actually before you but you know in the mirror... come on, dude, you're harshing my rhythm! Look, the woman who stands before you is looking... oddly calm, all things considered. Well okay by 'all things' I guess I really just mean the fact that you haven't seen her around before, so... she's probably

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[shanghaiworld]

Would you believe that I have been here for over a year and I still don't know the exact answer to that?

But you did good on reading the situation.

[unites]

From what I've been told so far... yes, I think I would believe it.

[She sighs; this shit is pretty much whack.]

I wish I could take pride - or solace - in that, but...

[shanghaiworld]

As you have talked to others, I can assume you have been told what you need to know?

[unites]

I have learned some things - of our captor, guesses at her motives and character, of the... abnormal earth, with which one can build - but... if there's anything else you could share, I have no doubt that it would be helpful.

[shanghaiworld]

If you see plants above you, try not to be caught underneath them with anyone else, unless you like being forced to kiss.

why is that icon so cute....

[unites]

[...wow she could not have understood that right.]

...come again?

despite protests, everything Alice is so cute

[shanghaiworld]

You will be locked into place with another person upon having a certain plant called Mistletoe hang above you, and be forced to kiss the person trapped with you if you wish to move once again.

I can't exactly make it more clear than this.

[unites]

...no, of course not, my apologies. I had simply hoped I misunderstood.

[...]

To be plain, that's... bizarre. [She means to say 'stupid' but she's Zelda so she can't. :c]

[shanghaiworld]

This is the second time this has happened.

[It's still a tad strange for her, but Alice just finds it far more annoying.]

[unites]

[She quirks her head at that.]

...this isn't a permanent fixture of the Garden, then?

[shanghaiworld]

No... not that I'm ruling out that it could.

[unites]

[What a thought... having to forever travel with one's eyes pointed upwards, for fear of being trapped in an invisible kissing booth.

This place is already giving Zelda a headache, and it's only been, like, an hour.]

Let us hope that it doesn't.

Have there been other such... temporary diversions?

[If this was one of the games that Akiha mentioned, then... she was really not sure if she wanted to know the answer, tbh. BUT SHE NEEDS TO, so.]

[shanghaiworld]

About once every month.