( ♏ ) i, mirror

[spideriest]

[ there's another troll showing up in the mirror tonight. Unlike the others that have already made themselves known in the Gardens, there are a few things that set this one apart. Namely the bright blue fairy wings fluttering on her back, complimented by a dark, damp stain of the same shade down the front of her loud orange shirt. The blue

Comments

[ video ]

[sexy_beams]

Hey, you've got a little something on your pajamas.

[ video ]

[spideriest]

[ oh, a reply! How pleasantly prompt ] Haha. That's not even cloooooooose to being a joke that's funny! Do you reeeeeeeeally think I'd wear this in a recuperacoon?

[ video ]

[sexy_beams]

No idea what that is, but sure sounds gross.

[ video ]

[spideriest]

God. What the hell do you do, sleep out on a lawn ring? Wait, don't answer that. I really don't caaaaaaaare. Just give me some answers, tiny winged human.

[alchemistsquery]

You are a god!? Wow.

This is the Gardens. You are stuck here, now.

[spideriest]

Um, obviously. How else could I get stabbed through the chest and still be fluttering around talking about it? [ a pause. She tilts her head to the side ] Gaaaaaaaardens? It's seriously just called gardens? Man, I could've come up with a name at least eight times better than that in my sleep! Haha, is this some sort of retarded human thing?

[alchemistsquery]

I died and came here, or was at least on the verge of death. Yet I am not a god.

Hmm... a human thing? I do not know if the queen who rules this place is human. I am not.

[spideriest]

Ooooooookay, well, I died twice! Did you? [ she doesn't leave her any time to answer, nor does she appear uncertain about the answer, either ] I doubt it, haha!

Queen? Black or white? And if you're not a human, what aaaaaaaare you?

[video]

[gardenmeddler]

[Even before she looks at the mirror itself, Kanaya would recognize that voice anywhere. She has heard it far too many times not too, and far too recently and traumatically. But this is not one of those false specters the Queen sent their way, no. It is immediately clear that this is the real Vriska, vibrant and dramatic and questionably sane.

There are so many questions that spring immediately to mind. The copious amounts of blood, the outfit, the talk of being stabbed and bleeding to death. This is not a Vriska from her time. She is very clearly from the future, and the future seems a messy and confusing place indeed. But then, she always knew it would be. Now, the question is just where to even begin.]

Vriska. You're here.

[video]

[spideriest]

Ugh, Jegus! Kanaya! [ Vriska is either suddenly very pleased to see her, or entirely on-guard; maybe even a little cautious, which isn't a trait she usually displays around Kanaya. It's difficult to say. She slams a hand against the top of the mirror, so that she can lean in closer and stare at Kanaya, wondering just what's happened to make her turn so dull again ] Kaaaaaaaanaya, what the fuck? What happened to you?

[video]

[gardenmeddler]

[Well that's not quite the reaction Kanaya expected. It's definitely a more intense reaction than she is used to. Curious. What has happened in the future?] I'm sorry, did I startle you?

I'm not sure what you mean. I have been trapped here for quite some time, however.

[video]

[spideriest]

Startle me? Startle me!? Look at this! Look! [ she points to her cheek, as if there's some sort of bruising or wound there. There isn't ] You nearly impaled my goddamn think pan on my own horns! Maybe you should use that giiiiiiiiant vocabulary of yours to think of a more fitting word than startled!

[video]

[cascadetomboy]

[What... No really, what.]

Stabbed?

[video]

[spideriest]

Wow, you think? It's aaaaaaaalmost like you aren't simultaneously deaf and blind!

[video]

[cascadetomboy]

Hey! I've never seen blue blood coming out of someone before, okay?

I also haven't seen someone writing with their blood!

[video]

[spideriest]

Hahahahahahahaha! [ she's grinning again, and using the heel of her palm to wipe the blood away. It only succeeds in smudging it all the more ] You must be very envious of my magnificent blue blood, mustn't you? I bet yours is all grooooooooss and bright red!

video;

[heretolookhot]

Wow...that is seriously fucking disgusting.

video;

[spideriest]

Yes, I think you're quite right! Perhaps I should retire from this plant device and find an ablution trap.

video;

[heretolookhot]

A what?

video;

[spideriest]

A cleaning device. [ paaaaaaaause ] Oh! Us blue-bloods are supposed to call them bath tubs, but how dumb does that sound!