[losing my mind, losing my mind, losing control]

[queenklu]

I find myself with an unexpected day off, because either teachers are powering through for the last week of school or all the other substitutes are like FUCK TAKE ALL THE JOBS. So let's take this opportunity to talk about TV Shows As Boyfriends/Girlfriends/Significant Others because...reasons

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[queenklu]

BEES.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES.

I don't think I'm ever going to get over the last episode.

[queenklu]

LOL This reminds me of that song Skullcrusher mountain--

I made this half-pony, half-monkey monster to please you
But I get the feeling that you don't like it
What's with all the screaming?
You like monkeys, you like ponies
Maybe you don't like monsters so much
Maybe I used too many monkeys
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

THANKFULLY SHERLOCK ISN'T AN EVIL SCIENTIST (YET??)

[tombolguid]

First off, you forgot Common Law most likely because everyone has forgotten Common Law

[queenklu]

Omg bb, everything about all of these is so beautiful I don't even know where to start. I THINK YOU'RE BETTER AT THIS THAN I AM.

So Common Law. Oh mannn Common Law is that summer fling, and you know it's not going to last but you're having such a good time with the wind in your hair as he drives down the coast at 110mph with the top down, surf board in the back seat because let's face it this is a surfer dude of a show--pretty but with very little substance. You're having all the fun you can while it lasts but you know that summer's coming to an end and you have to go back to the real world where things make more sense and the rules aren't made up, but you'll always look back and think fondly of the crazy times you had belting Summer Lovin' from Grease like it was going out of style.

(Seriously the Viking one especially is scary accurate)

[flightjacket]

THIS IS GREAT. Especially Vikings, omg, I still feel so irrationally betrayed.

[queenklu]

Did you read tombolguid's Vikings description in the comment above? Nvm I'mma c/p it for you because it's TOO GOOD

I think Vikings was more of a one night stand that lasted the whole weekend because ffff, have you seen his abs? But then he's in your kitchen and he got hold of a chicken and you're like "ok, he's gonna cook. cool." Aaaaaaand now he's taking the eyes out for no reason and you're thinking WHERE DID THIS GUY COME FROM?! GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT and that's even before you watch him gleefully shoving the bird's eyes in his mouth. You don't know if you should grab the baseball bat or hide in the bathroom. Fuck, do both. And you tell him to get out (from behind the door) and he doesn't understand, stops making any sense. Soon he's ranting incoherently and you can't leave your bathroom. Hours pass and he leaves and you think you managed to get rid of him but oh, wait. No, you haven't. He knows where you live now.

Vikings is basically the Shia Labeouf of tv boyfriends.

[dancinbutterfly]

Good lord yes. But like

[queenklu]

Omg the Borgias one is SPOT ON for me too! Absolutely a booty call show. And sometimes he starts whining to you about stuff you don't care about and you go shhhh SHHHHHH put that mouth to better use but then he DOES.

(sorry i don't know/watch most of the other shows! But speaking for myself, my relationship with Spn got wayyy better once I realized that most of the bullshit isn't its fault (WRITERS!1!!)--it wants to treat me right! Sometimes due to outside forces it just can't. SIGH)

[galwithglasses]

So much fun to read these. All the SPN descriptions have seemed accurate at one point or other, particularly the Stockholm syndrome. I wondered what happened with Vikings. It was all people were talking about for a couple of weeks and then nothing. Your Leverage one...yup, sniff.

[queenklu]

Vikings....ugh, we stopped talking about Vikings because it jumped the shark in a Bad Way (and only, what, 5 episodes in??? wtf). LEVERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

But thanks bb! I'm glad you got a kick out of 'em! :DD