[losing my mind, losing my mind, losing control]
I find myself with an unexpected day off, because either teachers are powering through for the last week of school or all the other substitutes are like FUCK TAKE ALL THE JOBS. So let's take this opportunity to talk about TV Shows As Boyfriends/Girlfriends/Significant Others because...reasons
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Supernatural is the drunken abusive ex I keep trying to leave but he shows up at my mom's house, crying at 3 am, promising he'll change and WE'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME SINCE I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL! YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO CHANGE! BUT I LOVE YOU. YOU'RE TERRIBLE FOR ME! WHY IS THE SEX SO GOOD! If I die, he did it. Check his house first.
Archer is like...The Guy I Am Fucking Who Makes Me Come Every Time Without Fail And Then We Watch Reality TV, Eat Snack Foods and Mock It Until We Want To Fuck Again. There is not a lot of emotional investature in that show however, my love for it is deep in that I get EVERYTHING I absolutely desperately need right now from that show. It always hits exactly where it needs to and no matter how many rewatches I do, it always is just as funny if not better.
Venture Bros is a torrid long distance love affair that has been dragging on for Ten Years. It's painful. It's like they're deployed and we rarely get to talk(only clips at Cons for years at a time) but when it comes back there is nothing better and it feels like true love.
Borgias is that gorgeous hottie you hook up with JUST for the fact that they'll do dirty taboo role play with you. Like the ugly stuff(taboo sexies) while looking stunning (in period garb). They are only in town few a few weeks a year but you never miss a chance to hook up because omg you need a whole pack of cigarettes after each go.
Farscape and Entourage were my lost loves who Died In The Great War. Nothing can measure up until, eventually, something does :P
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(sorry i don't know/watch most of the other shows! But speaking for myself, my relationship with Spn got wayyy better once I realized that most of the bullshit isn't its fault (WRITERS!1!!)--it wants to treat me right! Sometimes due to outside forces it just can't. SIGH)
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