Comments | queenklu: Three Musketeers would have been a nice addition to last night

queenklu

Three Musketeers would have been a nice addition to last night

Nov 06, 2011 15:40

Survived the party with minimal scrapes and bruises--only warned one person that I was going to punch them in the face (out loud)--and there was a surprising lack of shrieking/screaming/tears/drama. Mostly.

It's kind of. Too exhausting to even fucking think about. So I'll just say "Thank God for Apples to Apples," and leave it at that for now, okay ( Read more... )

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Comments 14

shri_amato November 7 2011, 00:54:15 UTC

... well, I'll see it just to see gay!Orlando. Yay!

queenklu November 7 2011, 01:11:37 UTC

Gay EVOL ORLANDO. It's fantastic.

macbyrne November 7 2011, 01:05:17 UTC

Well, I was going to watch it. Now it looks like I HAVE to watch it. Mmmmm.

queenklu November 7 2011, 01:12:33 UTC

YES, OKAY, DO IT, YOU WILL NOT REGRET THIS DECISION ONE SINGLE BIT, BB.

biancathecookie November 7 2011, 03:25:50 UTC

Oh my god I'm so glad someone else saw that movie. All I could think the whole time was "This has JUST enough plot to be REALLY GOOD PORN" So. Um. You should get on that.

queenklu November 7 2011, 23:44:54 UTC

LOL I'm not sure if I have much more in me than that paragraph, but maybe if I see it again ;DDD

legalliquid November 7 2011, 03:42:05 UTC

do not see this movie expecting anything good from it plotwise, okay, it's essentially 2 hours of clothes porn. Haha, this is a perfect review. I agree! Orlando ~clearly~ loved playing the bad guy, which was so much fun.
And the king who wanted to be so fashion forward! And the flying airships with that whole montage that reminded me suspiciously of Pirates of the Caribbean movies!

Wow, your solution to D'artagnan's cockiness is *really* working for me lol. When I saw this with my lil bro, we were more discussing plot holes and clothes porn(he kept facepalming D'artagnan's everything), and obviously not as much of the real porn. I like the way your mind works. Your way to watch the movie is definitely superior to all other ways. And if you want to write more porn about it...:)

What was the name of Orlando's character anyway? But yeah, clearly gay for Athos, even my bro said so and he was mostly distracted by Constance.

queenklu November 8 2011, 00:20:55 UTC

The King was my FAVORITE PART except for Orlando because of his fashion wars--I almost want to ship them in a totally PWP way because I don't want to think up backstory, I just want Orlando to bite his legging-clad thighs. ...Yup.

The only slash my highschool friend picked up on was between D'artagnan and the King because of that teeny weeny wink at the end of the movie. Obviously she is doing it wrong.

I think he was the Duke of Buckingham? And didn't really have a name other than that? Maybe? But yep, gay for Athos, and I'm proud of your bro for tearing his gaze away from Constance's complete lack of anything covering her shoulders wtf.

nebulia November 7 2011, 06:03:20 UTC

LOVED THIS MOVIE

And holy shit, D'Artagnan and Athos, how are you not fucking yet.

Also, mildly impressed with Orlando Bloom's acting in this movie, mostly in that he did something with his voice that made him sound like a douchebag, which was great. Also, he had no honor, and for some reason he usually ends up being pretty honorable fighting boys. xD

Also, CHRIST JEEZUS woman that paragraph right there? SHIT SHIT SHIT.

queenklu November 8 2011, 00:24:54 UTC

Seriously.

I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGHT ORLANDO WAS A BETTER ACTOR THAN THE PARTS HE GETS, I hope he continues to get super fun non-leading guy parts foreverrrrr so he can prove it. I want him to be an asshole fratboy best friend next. ...Basically I want him to be a Chad. Hmm.

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