"Nothing compares to the quiet and the alone"

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So I just saw the trailer for Disaster Movie. I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is the most appropriately named movie since Jackass. I swear, these "2 of the 6 writers from Scary Movie" guys really need to learn to quit while they're ahead behind and just stick to watching movies instead. That's what I've been doing my whole

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XD Exactly! Proof that you can win by not participating!

I'll admit I found Scary Movie to be a cavalcade of side-splitting hilarity the first time I saw it (my sides have since healed nicely), but then again, the first time I saw it, I was 15 years old. Maybe they just realized that was their demographic. Even so, they're still sucking at it. Sucking like an inescapable vortex!

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One guy reviewed Meet the Spartans with just one line: "The people who saw this movie are the real terrorists." Simple yet full of truth.

And I've seen the Disaster Movie trailer back on Sunday. Well, at least like 20 seconds of it. I saw a cow landing on a cheap impersonation of Iron Man and I said "Done!" and closed the window.

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You didn't miss much. In fact, you gained a lot more by not watching it.

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Yeah, they even open up their previews now with "from the guys who watch way too many movies..."

What they should do is change it to "from the guys who make way too many movies comes their new film, Don't Even Watch This Movie!"