"Nothing compares to the quiet and the alone"
So I just saw the trailer for Disaster Movie. I'd like to take this opportunity to say that this is the most appropriately named movie since Jackass. I swear, these "2 of the 6 writers from Scary Movie" guys really need to learn to quit while they're ahead behind and just stick to watching movies instead. That's what I've been doing my whole life and I have no horrible movie spoofs to sully my good name.
"But Quazo, you don't have any awesomesauce movies to show off either!"
Yeah, well, they don't either.
Seriously, these guys talk about how they're on par with the likes of Airplane and Naked Gun. They seem to be forgetting that those movies were, y'know, good. Especially considering the best thing they ever worked on was the original Scary Movie, they really need to just stop. Just about every "[adjective] Movie" that they've come out with outside of all the Scary Movies, has gotten subsequently worse. Let us review...
Not Another Teen Movie - Okayish. Not worth seeing in theatres, but then again to me, anything short of Iron Man can earn that title with little regret or effort.
Date Movie - Looked decent, but not decent enough to watch.
Epic Movie - See above.
Meet the Spartans - The actors were probably paid in advance.
Disaster Movie - See fucking title.
No, I will not post a link to the trailer. You people are my friends, and friends don't do those kinds of things to each other. If you want to see it and waste 90 seconds of your life, look for it for yourselves; I'm not responsible for your headache shortly thereafter.
"But Quazo, you don't have any awesomesauce movies to show off either!"
Yeah, well, they don't either.
Seriously, these guys talk about how they're on par with the likes of Airplane and Naked Gun. They seem to be forgetting that those movies were, y'know, good. Especially considering the best thing they ever worked on was the original Scary Movie, they really need to just stop. Just about every "[adjective] Movie" that they've come out with outside of all the Scary Movies, has gotten subsequently worse. Let us review...
Not Another Teen Movie - Okayish. Not worth seeing in theatres, but then again to me, anything short of Iron Man can earn that title with little regret or effort.
Date Movie - Looked decent, but not decent enough to watch.
Epic Movie - See above.
Meet the Spartans - The actors were probably paid in advance.
Disaster Movie - See fucking title.
No, I will not post a link to the trailer. You people are my friends, and friends don't do those kinds of things to each other. If you want to see it and waste 90 seconds of your life, look for it for yourselves; I'm not responsible for your headache shortly thereafter.