So there are some things about anal sex in fanfic that have really been annoying me lately. And thus, i rant. And try not to be too graphic, because ew.
So under the cut:
1. the virgin tightness of Ianto's ass
2. the need for lube
3. oh the pain, the pain
4. one, two, three, cock
5. for the love of a prostate
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not for the squeamish (and if you are, what are you doing in fandom?!) )
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most of that info is pretty much available if you do a net search, and if you follow the basic rules then your fic can't get it very wrong!!
and i wouldn't worry about writing some of those things, everyone does, but you can always say it's a personal thing for jack/ianto (or whoever) and smile smugly ;)
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Rest of it was good, though. \o/
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YMMV and all that, but, from my own experience (since we're being TMI *g*) is that is' WAY more pleasurable for me if I have some prep first or if the guy goes really slowly in the beginning.
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I feel the need for lube - indeed, I wince at fics without it - but I do get bored of the ever-present, ever-ready bottle of generic brand lube, always at the ready. Have a little fun, people. I'd like to see a little imagination on this front. Just once, I'd like to see Jack and Ianto not have anything to hand and have to go desperately rampaging through the fridge and kitchen cupboards in search of a substitute like a normal couple. Also, spit is fine too. Really. With the added bonus that you always have it.
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I think i've seen spit once, but all other times it was the tube of lube in Jack's damn jacket. like, no.
actually I think I saw shower fic once that went with conditioner or shampoo, which at least was much more realistic. (and leave you silky smooth and frizz free one should imagine ;) )
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