So there are some things about anal sex in fanfic that have really been annoying me lately. And thus, i rant. And try not to be too graphic, because ew.

So under the cut:

1. the virgin tightness of Ianto's ass
2. the need for lube
3. oh the pain, the pain
4. one, two, three, cock
5. for the love of a prostate

( not for the squeamish (and if you are, what are you doing in fandom?!) )