Dear Romano

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Title: Dear Romano
Originally posted: 3/8/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 2000 words.
Characters/Pairings: South Italy, a variety of others.
Premise: Italians are the world's best lovers, so they say; so why shouldn't one of them have an advice column?
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 8/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness:

Comments

[twistedsheets10]

Dear Pyrrhic,

[DAMN YOU.

WHY ARE YOU MELTING MY BRAIN WITH CRACK AND FLUFF WHILE I'M WORKING ON A FILE ABOUT ENTREPRENEURSHIP (which I do not give a fuck about)? WHYYYY?]

Ehem.

Why must you be so awesome?

Love,

Procrastinating Copyeditor

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Dear Procrastinator,

What'll you give me if I add in a post-script with letters from England and America about each other?

Get back to work,
Pyrrhic

[twistedsheets10]

Dear Pyrrhic,

One Word.

Plushies.

Obviously not going back to work,
Procrastinating Copyeditor

P.S. Oh, have I mentioned that Plushie!Austria will have a plushie!piano, too (though not a grand piano one, geh)?

[pyrrhiccomedy]

A p-plushie piano asldkfjasdfkj

Writing post-script now kthx

[wizzard890]

I want to be your Romano's best friend. Seriously. We'd hang out and have coffee and bitch at one another.

I'll just settle for IM-harassing his writer

If you look up "win" in the dictionary, there'll be a picture of you. I just tried it, no joke.

♥

[pyrrhiccomedy]

♥

I want to be my Romano's best friend, too. Him and Poland. We would just go down to Panera and hang out and make fun of people walking by on the street, and it would be awesome.

[cleartempest]

AHHHHHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE OH MY GOD. 8DD And so lulzy XD guessing who wrote which letter before looking at the name was really fun. The last letter. Was. LOVE.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

A bunch of people on the kink meme asked for another installment, which I'd be happy to do, but it really does feel like the thing with Spain should be the last letter. =/

[cleartempest]

Yeah, it really does...perhaps you can write through another person's POV? XD

[pyrrhiccomedy]

That's a good idea! Part 2 could be Dear Feliciano. Rival newspaper, possibly? >.>

From Bad to Wurst...

[dmajor7th]

*has a Very Important Interview at 16.45*

*Looks at Clock*

*Clock reads 12.30*

*Reads fanfic*

*Snorts bubbles of laughter into tea*

*Tea subsequently goes up nose*

*Howls with both pain and laughter*

*Remembers Very Important Interview*

*Clock reads 13.00*

*Swears profusely*

Re: From Bad to Wurst...

[dmajor7th]

Also...pt 2 could be 'Dear Arthur'? :D :D

Re: From Bad to Wurst...

[pyrrhiccomedy]

...That is such a genius idea and if I hadn't already started Dear Feliciano, I would do it. Shit, maybe I'll do it afterwards anyway, just for lulz.

England writing an advice column... *gigglesnort*

Re: From Bad to Wurst...

[dmajor7th]

:D

"Dear Arthur,

So my dad is like, a complete control freak. He treats me like a baby, won't let me do what I want and thinks he knows best..[blah blah blah emo]"

(of course, I can't write anywhere near as good as you can, but I'd love to see America's letter. :D)

Maybe you could do a series...? Like, as many countries as you can doing advice columns? I know it's a project of epic proportion, but you are so very good at it!

Xx Dm7

[rotifora]

Oh how I love reading those advice columns in newspapers, but now when I read them I'll have hetalia in mind!
Seriously, you wrote an awesome fill. I believe my favorite parts had romano showing off his heritage, in particular his mafianess.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Romano would seriously be so good at this. I think I've discovered his calling. I want him to give me advice.