IF YOU WANTED FELICIANO YOU SHOULD HAVE SPECIFIED [1/3]
anonymous
March 8 2009, 17:10:56 UTC
Dear Romano,
I have a neighbor who's always getting into fights, throwing loud parties, making too much noise, and getting the cops called over. On top of that, he seems AMAZED that I would feel like I had any reason to complain! But even though he drives me crazy, I just can't get him off my mind. I've started copying the way he dresses, the way he talks, even what kinds of programs he watches on TV (which I can hear through the walls day and night). I think I really want him to notice me, to pay as much attention to me as I do to him…but most of the time he doesn't even remember I exist. What should I do?
Overlooked in Ontario
Dear Overlooked,
Why do you feel like you have to copy anyone else? Come to think of it, why do you want this prick to pay any attention to you at all? You have some serious confidence issues, fiorellino. Don't get sucked into a relationship with some jerk just because he has the charisma you think you lack: you'll only end up resenting him. Instead, spend some time figuring out who YOU are. I bet people
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Romano On Romance [2/3]
anonymous
March 8 2009, 17:21:33 UTC
Dear Romano, There is a man who has always been like an older brother to me. Times have been hard for him, and many of his oldest friends have abandoned him. Not me; I want to stay by his side forever. I know things would be perfect if we got married and I came to live with him again. I don't think he understands what a good idea this is. We would be happy. I would take care of him and do anything he asked of me, and he would never have to be lonely ever again. How do I make him SEE it?
Bride To Be
Dear Not In This Lifetime,
Oh, Christ, more crazies. Listen, bella, you don't need an advice columnist, you need some goddamn therapy. The reason this guy wants nothing to do with you is because you're NUTS, okay? Nobody wants some loony broad hanging over their shoulder, telling them how they're supposed to feel. Go get a job, see the world, take up a hobby or something, anything to help you stop obsessing over this guy. I'm sure you'll BOTH be happier that way. If in five years he's still single and you've replaced a couple of your
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Re: Romano On Romance [3/3]
anonymous
March 8 2009, 18:00:23 UTC
Anon. ANON. I LOVE YOU, HAVE ALL THE INTERNETS IN THE WORLD. I was kind of hoping on the side when I... seconded? Thirded? this that somebody would do it with Romano--
Was SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS. And you pulled this off amazingly and hilariously. I seriously want more of this, homg. XD The only one I couldn't guess was 'Bride to Be', actually. And lfjlskjsjjkdksl Spain's letter made me tear up. SO ADORABLE LSKJLAKJSLALSJ;;;
And yes, I join anon above in hoping for a continuation. 8D ♥♥♥
Re: Romano On Romance [3/3]
anonymous
March 8 2009, 18:49:40 UTC
Oh god, I've never laughed so hard in my life. That was absolutley brilliant. Oh, Germany and Finland's were awesome. Um, you should write more. Preferably Italy and Russia's.
Re: Romano On Romance [3/3]
anonymous
March 8 2009, 22:18:42 UTC
Dear Romano, I have read the writing of an anon!author and now I desperately wish to marry, and give gifts of millions upon millions of internets to them. Do you have any advice?
I have a neighbor who's always getting into fights, throwing loud parties, making too much noise, and getting the cops called over. On top of that, he seems AMAZED that I would feel like I had any reason to complain! But even though he drives me crazy, I just can't get him off my mind. I've started copying the way he dresses, the way he talks, even what kinds of programs he watches on TV (which I can hear through the walls day and night). I think I really want him to notice me, to pay as much attention to me as I do to him…but most of the time he doesn't even remember I exist. What should I do?
Overlooked in Ontario
Dear Overlooked,
Why do you feel like you have to copy anyone else? Come to think of it, why do you want this prick to pay any attention to you at all? You have some serious confidence issues, fiorellino. Don't get sucked into a relationship with some jerk just because he has the charisma you think you lack: you'll only end up resenting him. Instead, spend some time figuring out who YOU are. I bet people ( ... )
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There is a man who has always been like an older brother to me. Times have been hard for him, and many of his oldest friends have abandoned him. Not me; I want to stay by his side forever. I know things would be perfect if we got married and I came to live with him again. I don't think he understands what a good idea this is. We would be happy. I would take care of him and do anything he asked of me, and he would never have to be lonely ever again. How do I make him SEE it?
Bride To Be
Dear Not In This Lifetime,
Oh, Christ, more crazies. Listen, bella, you don't need an advice columnist, you need some goddamn therapy. The reason this guy wants nothing to do with you is because you're NUTS, okay? Nobody wants some loony broad hanging over their shoulder, telling them how they're supposed to feel. Go get a job, see the world, take up a hobby or something, anything to help you stop obsessing over this guy. I'm sure you'll BOTH be happier that way. If in five years he's still single and you've replaced a couple of your ( ... )
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I, ah, suppose it'd be too much to ask for more...?
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Was SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS. And you pulled this off amazingly and hilariously. I seriously want more of this, homg. XD The only one I couldn't guess was 'Bride to Be', actually. And lfjlskjsjjkdksl Spain's letter made me tear up. SO ADORABLE LSKJLAKJSLALSJ;;;
And yes, I join anon above in hoping for a continuation. 8D ♥♥♥
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Just realized, but Bride to Be is BELARUS, isn't it? How did I miss that AHAHA XD
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also lol Germany.
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one moment I was laughing my ass off and the next I almost teared up at Spain's letter~
you did a great job anon♥
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Spain's letter was just so...I LOVE YOU FOREVER ANON!
and lol Germany
Moar please please please?
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Another anon here is hoping you'll continue this.
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But: 'Bad to Wurst' actually, physically crippled me.
Marry me Anon, or I'll go Belarus on you and force it anyway
<3
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