Dear Romano

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Title: Dear Romano
Originally posted: 3/8/2009, on the kink meme. Link
Length: 2000 words.
Characters/Pairings: South Italy, a variety of others.
Premise: Italians are the world's best lovers, so they say; so why shouldn't one of them have an advice column?
Time period: Modern.
Smuttiness: 1/10
Funnyness: 8/10
Wrist slashiness: 0/10
Lolhistoryness:

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[twistedsheets10]

Dear Pyrrhic,

[DAMN YOU.

WHY ARE YOU MELTING MY BRAIN WITH CRACK AND FLUFF WHILE I'M WORKING ON A FILE ABOUT ENTREPRENEURSHIP (which I do not give a fuck about)? WHYYYY?]

Ehem.

Why must you be so awesome?

Love,

Procrastinating Copyeditor

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Dear Procrastinator,

What'll you give me if I add in a post-script with letters from England and America about each other?

Get back to work,
Pyrrhic

[twistedsheets10]

Dear Pyrrhic,

One Word.

Plushies.

Obviously not going back to work,
Procrastinating Copyeditor

P.S. Oh, have I mentioned that Plushie!Austria will have a plushie!piano, too (though not a grand piano one, geh)?

[pyrrhiccomedy]

A p-plushie piano asldkfjasdfkj

Writing post-script now kthx

[twistedsheets10]

I'll have you know I won't be at work tomorrow, and so guess what I'll be doing. :)