Dark Ice

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Title: Dark Ice
Originally posted: Here, for clover_magic.
Length: 1200 words.
Characters/Pairings: child!Russia, child!Prussia (so, the Teutonic Knights).
Premise: The Battle of the Ice: the Teutonic Knights are stuck invading Russia in winter. It goes how that kind of thing usually goes.
Time period: 1242.
Smuttiness: 0/10
Funnyness: 0/10
Wrist slashiness: 6

Comments

[platinum_halo]

That was soooo deliciously creepy.

Russia is a badass little creep XD

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I try not to give in to my starry-eyed history nerd fangirlish desire to show Russia as a petrifying badass too often, but this was totally requested so I'm allowed, right? >.>

[platinum_halo]

Haha, the level of badassery that Russia achieves when written by you should be shown more often XD

And at least you don't get distracted from the topic like I do when I try and write something historically accurate for Hetalia :P

[tokei]

Little Russia, so adorable, so EVIL. Although I suppose that's what you get when you spend most of your childhood being invaded by everyone.

"If all you're gonna do is fall in a lake, or starve to death, or freeze out in the middle of nowhere, then do everybody a favor, huh? Do me and you and the whole rest of the world a favor, and bring a bigger army!"

Yes, a bigger army always solves everything. XD More people for General Winter to take too!

[pyrrhiccomedy]

I just imagine Russia shouting "YOU'LL HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT, EUROPE!" and slamming the door shut again.

[xoxeskel]

This may be the only time...well, ever, that I've had an appropiate icon.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Teutonic Knights: 0. Russia: like 500 by the modern day. Break it down, kid.

[dmajor7th]

0_0

*enjoys and applauds*

Sorry about naffness of comment-can't think of anything more interesting to say. :/

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Haha, I'm glad you liked it. =D

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Thank you so much! I'm really glad you liked it. =D

Sure he was a scary kid, but he was still totally amazing.