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pyrimidine

i was supposed to be productive...

Oct 12, 2010 00:25

...keyword 'was'.

Taken from addandsubtract: name three fic ideas you think I will never, ever, ever write. in return, I will attempt to write a snippet of (at least) one of them. OR, prompt me things that are prompt-like, and I will try to write things which are hopefully fic-like. RUN, DON'T WALK.

1. It's Venice and Arthur is Romeo climbing the trellis ( Read more... )

fic: inception, fic: the social network

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Bait and Switch pyrimidine October 12 2010, 08:06:58 UTC

The man says, "Next one over, actually ( ... )

Re: Bait and Switch popcorn_orgasms October 13 2010, 08:16:19 UTC

Hmm....sigh...also love this.

Re: Bait and Switch pyrimidine October 14 2010, 03:13:12 UTC

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soul_cake_duck October 12 2010, 07:50:46 UTC

-Radio station AU - Eames is a radio dj, Arthur is his long suffering producer, and you know Eames tries to flirt with Arthur while he's on air. (LOL. This prompt may have been brought on by me listening to too much BBC Radio 1 the last couple of weeks)

-Inception trick-or-treat shenanigans! (IDEK. Random prompt is random :D)

33s and 45s pyrimidine October 13 2010, 04:43:46 UTC

During Eames's first semester doing the show -- Install a Dimmer, Because You're Gonna Want to Turn The Lights Down Low -- his slot had been the 2am-4am, when the only thing to keep him company in the studio was a hot pot of coffee and, of course, Arthur. For sixteen weeks, Eames had spent most of the first hour just playing around with various sound effects and narrating what Arthur was doing at that moment. The second hour consisted of music that would make people want to hook up a strobe light and drop some acid instead of turning their lights down low ( ... )

Re: 33s and 45s soul_cake_duck October 13 2010, 07:34:25 UTC

Hahahaha oh Eames. I can already picture their first discussion debate gentle disagreement on their respective music tastes :D

For sixteen weeks, Eames had spent most of the first hour just playing around with various sound effects and narrating what Arthur was doing at that moment. The second hour consisted of music that would make people want to hook up a strobe light and drop some acid instead of turning their lights down low.

This made me laugh so hard. I bet you did Eames, I bet you did.

Re: 33s and 45s pyrimidine October 14 2010, 04:23:14 UTC

lolol it starts as a gentle disagreement with the Pixies' "Surfer Rosa" vs. "Doolittle", which escalates to a discussion when Jay-Z vs. Nas comes up, which escalates to a debate when Tupac vs. Biggie/Joy Division vs. New Order comes up, and then Arthur has to walk out of the room when Eames claims that Uffie is the best thing to come out of music in the past decade. :D

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figletofvenice October 12 2010, 10:11:49 UTC

CAN I SECOND THE SEDATING = LOVE PROSPECT. too hilarious for life.

The Origins of Unauthorized Drugging pyrimidine October 15 2010, 06:47:34 UTC

"I have to say, I've never known you to be stubborn over something so stupid. Just take some medicine," Arthur says cuttingly, despite the fact that Eames is sprawled out on the couch, inhaling loud, foghorn breaths through his mouth because his sinuses are currently blocked to all hell ( ... )

Re: The Origins of Unauthorized Drugging platypusnoises October 16 2010, 09:05:54 UTC

this was all sorts of adorable, and then i got to the end and you had eames say "and how" which is somehow a random kink of mine. and you hit it.

but it quickly got back to adorable, because anybody looking at anything in dismay is adorable. repetitive comment is repetitive.

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miznarrator October 12 2010, 08:15:42 UTC

Arthur the kindergarten teacher. The NEW kindergarten teacher. Eames, the brand-new guardian of some relative's offspring. :D

bookshop October 12 2010, 08:30:41 UTC

ARTHUR WON'T STOP COMING ON TO EAMES! EAMES IS LIKE D: AND ALWAYS SHUTS HIM DOWN BUT ARTHUR JUST KEEPS BEING LASCIVIOUS IN EAMES' GENERAL DIRECTION, AND EAMES IS JUST LIKE GOD HOW ARE YOU SO UNPROFESSIONAL. I MEAN. SECRETLY HE LIKES IT, AND MAYBE CAN'T STOP HIMSELF FROM WISHING..... BUT HE'S NOT GOING TO BE TAKEN IN BY ARTHUR'S FANCY SUITS AND PURRED INNUENDOS, BECAUSE HE'S OBVS JUST LOOKING TO GET INTO EAMES' PANTS. >:E

...OR IS HE? :o

pyrimidine October 12 2010, 08:44:22 UTC

OIC WHAT YOU DID THERE :O

Like Catching Sunlight pyrimidine October 13 2010, 03:36:49 UTC

"Get in," Arthur says through the window. He's barely cracked it open, which annoys Eames for some reason. "Eames. Can you just get in, please?"

Eames gives one last glance at the idling cab, then pulls the door open and slides in. "I didn't know Cobb made a habit of sending all his point men as chauffeurs," he comments mildly as he buckles his seatbelt and takes a cursory look around the car. Point men hangs in the air like it's trapped within the humidity; the casual use of plural form has to grate on Arthur a bit, because he doesn't answer. Heaven forbid someone doesn't acknowledge him as the best ( ... )

Re: Like Catching Sunlight bookshop October 13 2010, 04:02:13 UTC

oh my god, oh my gosh, oh my goodness - i - Pyr i know i made this prompt as tongue-in-cheek as possible but i could seriously read a whole fic like this sdjfksjfklsddsfjds *sits on hands, tries not to be greedy*

it's just. EAMES DOESN'T EVEN WANT TO DRAW THE GUN!!!!! *frets* ARTHUR THINKS YOU LOOK NICE, EAMES. :( :( :( YOU CAN PLAY TARGET PRACTICE WITH HIM, A LITTLE.

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