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pyrimidine

i was supposed to be productive...

Oct 12, 2010 00:25

...keyword 'was'.

Taken from addandsubtract: name three fic ideas you think I will never, ever, ever write. in return, I will attempt to write a snippet of (at least) one of them. OR, prompt me things that are prompt-like, and I will try to write things which are hopefully fic-like. RUN, DON'T WALK.

1. It's Venice and Arthur is Romeo climbing the trellis ( Read more... )

fic: inception, fic: the social network

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figletofvenice October 12 2010, 10:11:15 UTC

here are some terrible things you probably shouldn't write but I still kind of want!

HOW ABOUT THE ONE WHERE MARK CREATES TIME TRAVEL AND ENDS UP IN THE FUTURE. POSSIBLY EDUARDO IS THERE! BEING ALL OLDER. OR ROBOTIC! TOTALLY UP TO YOU.

INCEPTION/SOCIAL NETWORK CROSSOVER??? (IN ANY WAY YOU COULD POSSIBLY EVEN MAKE THIS WORK.)

and, uh.

I dunno, it's 6 AM, that's all I've got at the moment. I feel like I should prompt something normal. so.

THE INCEPTION GANG PLAYS RISK. IT PROBABLY GETS OUT OF HAND.

OH SHIT IT'S -- pyrimidine October 13 2010, 04:03:20 UTC

Mark opens his eyes. His brain operates purely on its sense processes as the rest of his consciousness sluggishly catches up; there's a bare lightbulb swinging above his face, haloed with a ring of light as he tries to blink away the layer of sleep. Up above are exposed rafters. His hands are folded over his chest. He breathes, slowly, and counts each inhale ( ... )

Re: OH SHIT IT'S -- figletofvenice October 13 2010, 10:17:41 UTC

OH MY GOD INCEPTION CROSSOVER SDGHD;AKSHGLAKGH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. MARK! EDUARDO! IT WAS ALL A DREAM! THEY WILL NEVER BE IN LOOOOOOVE.

OR MARK COULD WOO HIM BUT THAT WOULD PROBABLY BE CREEPY AND WRONG.

how can this be so sad when they don't even really know each other? :( :( :( OH, BECAUSE YOU ARE FANTASTIC AND SO IS THIS!

Re: OH SHIT IT'S -- pyrimidine October 14 2010, 04:36:38 UTC

FACEBOOK WAS ALLLLL A DREAAAAAAAAM~~~~~

And in the dream (the movie/reality), it was Eduardo who's in love with Mark! Because in this Inception crossover reality, MARK is in love with EDUARDO. HA HA HA what is my life

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laliandra October 12 2010, 10:29:23 UTC

Well obviously you should write a fic where everything happens and everyone is very nice to each other ;)

pyrimidine October 14 2010, 07:03:28 UTC

Once upon a time, there was a universe where a lot of stuff happened. You might even say that everything happened.

And then Arthur and Eames fell in love.

:D

laliandra October 14 2010, 10:03:18 UTC

Best. Ever. OMG. And there isn't even any dialogue.

What have I done?!

platypusnoises October 12 2010, 11:44:31 UTC

arthur and eames go camping.

wild west fic! arthur is the sheriff and eames is the outlaw. (does this really not exist? i feel like it should somewhere.)

...and that's all i got.

Bent Trees pyrimidine October 14 2010, 03:37:37 UTC

"He left them tied to a tree," Cobb drawls before spitting with his teeth.

The gob of saliva almost lands on Arthur's boot. He moves it away, kicking up dust with his heel. "All of them?" he asks, even though he heard Cobb just fine.

"All of them," Cobb confirms. "They said he took their horses, too. Let them keep their hats, though."

"He let them keep their hats," Arthur repeats. "Well, what a magnanimous fellow this outlaw is. He stole a stagecoach but he let them keep their hatsCobb shrugs. "I thought it was an important detail. It gives insight into his character ( ... )

Re: Bent Trees cmonkatiekatie October 14 2010, 05:54:44 UTC

You are my favorite. THIS is my favorite. I honestly don't know if I mean the western or the camping because I cannot actually choose.

Re: Bent Trees platypusnoises October 14 2010, 12:36:31 UTC

AHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSS
this is the best thing to wake up to. and i need more of the camping in my life. it was two lines but it made me laugh so hard.

thank you, bb! ♥ ♥ ♥

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lysythe October 12 2010, 13:10:34 UTC

I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS SO NEVER EVER EVER THAT YOU WILL HAVE A HEADACHE WRITING ANY ONE OF THEM (WHICH WILL THEN INDUCE OUR BEAUTIFUL INCEPTION CAST TO COME AND OFFER YOU ALL MANNER OF DELIGHTS TO ALLEVIATE THAT HEADACHE). or try, anyway.

-Arthur irritates everyone else by playing video games on his computer or iphone. Loudly. Game music and sounds and the kitchen sink. And sings along with it badly. (GDI neighbour I really do not want to hear how awesome you are at Bejeweled.) Eventually, an intervention is done, with Saito's help.
-Ariadne pulls off a building in the manner of this comic. Okay, I was actually saving that for the next prompt post, but I'm impatient.-GDI SAITO. GET YOUR KID OUT OF OUR PASIV. AND JAMES! NO MORE COOKIES IF YOU KEEP TRYING TO DRINK YUSUF'S THINGS. PHILLIPA- NO, EAMES!- PHILLIPA, COME OUT OF THERE AND TAKE THAT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. ARIADNE'S GOING TO MISS THAT AND I DON'T THINK SHE REALLY WANTS HER APARTMENT COMPLEX MODEL TO BE A PROPER DOLLHOUSE. LOOK, WE'LL BUILD YOU A PROPER DOLLHOUSE LATER, OKAY? OKAY ( ... )

foxxcub October 12 2010, 13:34:37 UTC

Okay, I am totally going to put this out there because IDEC anymore if people judge, BUT.

MPREG. ARTHUR TRIES TO HIDE IT.

loverly October 12 2010, 14:42:29 UTC

I SUPPORT THIS PROMPT 100%.

foxxcub October 12 2010, 14:44:33 UTC

I CAN'T HELP IT. I JUST WANT LONG, EPIC FIC WHERE ARTHUR AND EAMES ARE FUCK BUDDIES UNTIL GETS ARTHUR KNOCKED UP AND THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE A BB GIRL. //o\\

loverly October 12 2010, 14:50:28 UTC

THEN THEIR DAUGHTER GROW UP TO BE ELOISE AT THE PLAZA?? ONLY LESS NEGLECTED. AND HAS HER OWN GUN BY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

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