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happiness = warm puppy

also, beach

Actually, I'm pretty sure that this sign (from a mini golf facility) is a win:


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Yay! We're going to Florida this weekend after all!

Kara has learned what we mean when we say "P. W." as a code for something super fun.

(Hint: it rhymes with "puppy chalk" or "puppy stalk")

Crap.

She has also learned the meaning of amble, saunter, and stroll.

I need a thesaurus.

Two pieces of fried chicken is not a "snack" - I hate passing by that stupid ad every day.

BEST INFOMERCIAL EVER

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Which is a better wrestler name - Hawaiian Punch or Ricky Steamboat?

I'm supposed to be cleaning, but I don't want to clean, so hello!

Also, Kara has a parasite that dogs commonly get from eating rabbit poop. Busted, little brown one, busted.

Me: Hey Wesley.

Wes: What?

Me: Guess what!

Wes: What?

Me: I found it!

Wes: What did you find?

Me: The piggy flu! (drops a squirming Ellie onto his lap.)

Wes: SIGH.

Mountain Dew and donuts - because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.