Is it "prank" phone calls or "crank" phone calls?

And is it "butt" naked or "buck" naked?

Hmmm...

I feel about 2 inches tall right now. I checked my checking account last night and had $123 in it, which I know is low but come on now I never have any money in there. So I went to the mall and got a $40 top for work (I got the job at the shoe store) and put $10 gas in my car because it was on empty. I figured I would spend $50 at Hyvee or HYVee or ( Read more... )

I just watched my kitty chase down and eat a fly. It was the cutest thing I have seen in a long time ( Read more... )

My parents are big Star Wars fans, and I understand that many many other people are as well. HOWEVER. I see that as no excuse to dress up like Darth Vader or any other Star Wars character to go see the movie. This is not Halloween; leave your costume at home ( Read more... )

I don't understand why black people are allowed to have so many "clubs/organizations". There's some African American Baseball League or something like that up here. Do you know how much shit white people would get if we had a White Baseball League?? I can't even imagine.

My hair, makeup, and clothes all look perfect right now. Why?? Because I was suposed to go back to CertainShoeStore at 10:00 (AM). However, at 9:30 right as I was getting ready to leave my apartment, Manager of 1st Store called me and informed me that he's having some trouble getting a hold of my previous supervisors. (????) I can't imagine why he ( Read more... )

Today I had a 9AM interview at *Certain Shoe Store*. It went well. The manager at that store encouraged me to go do my second interview right then if I had the time. Of course I had the time! Did I mention I was hired to work nights at IHOP yesterday? Well I was. Anyway. Fuck working there. I have plennnnnty of time to ditch IHOP! The 2nd interview ( Read more... )

After that last entry, I went to Restaurant #2 to get an application. I asked for an application and the manager, who was standing close by, said I don't need to fill one out and that he could interview me right then. (????) All he pretty much wanted me to do was sign my name on the application and then he started telling me about what the dress ( Read more... )

I had my interview at a restaurant/bar tonight. I have to go back Tuesday morning for a second interview with some guy ( Read more... )

The weather right now is pretty scary. The lights are flickering and the storm is just beginning. I'm not sure how all of the residents in my apartment building (24 apts in this building) are all going to fit in the laundry room if we need to go down there for shelter ( Read more... )