I've been trying to tunnel out of the back yard for about a month now, and I think I finally gave myself away this morning. I turned up for breakfast with my face and front paws covered in dirt, but as this isn't anything unusual it must have been the grass and flowers stuck in my hair from the bush near the fence that gave it away ( Read more... )

I've had the most glorious haircut!

Indeed ... behold! For I am almost frighteningly beautiful!!

( See for yourself! )

Tonight I ate a Chux Superwipe.

Well, to be honest, I kind of just chewed it up in the bedroom. I thought mum would be very pleased to find the soggy remains I left for her on her bed ... you can't say I don't share, now can you?

Oh-ho! Haven't heard from me in a while, have you ( Read more... )

Boy have I been sick! I'm on the mend now, however. This morning I had my bounce back for the first time in days - quite literally. When people open the door to let me in I simply must spring as high as I can straight up in the air. It's like a reflex or something ( Read more... )

Ugh ... I still feel pretty rotten.

I wasn't allowed to eat anything for 36 hours, but I was allowed to have electrolytes and some pink gunk shoved down my throat at two hourly intervals.

Night and day, I might add!This morning I had my first food since dinner on Friday night. It wasn't much, but I didn't mind because my stomach is still pretty ( Read more... )

Woe!

I am soooooo sick!

Blerk.

Went for my first walk to the park today ... not the big one, the little one that's just around the corner. It was the furthest I've been from home since I moved in, and it was a little bit scary ( Read more... )

I'm eating a lot more lately.
Dad is worried I might be getting fat.
I'm not, I'm just making up for lost time.

Maddy and I had couch snuggles this afternoon. I really wanted to play, but in the end I just couldn't keep my eyes open *yawn ( Read more... )

I got left alone for 6 hours yesterday!

I think it only fair that I crapped in the hallway this morning.