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I was in the middle of writing a really long update and I accidentally erased it. I'm not typing that shit again. How is everyone? What's everyone up to???

Long time, no post. Hope all is well with whoever is left on this site.

I come today with a post asking for a little assistance. I will post an actual update in a bit.

My friend is an aspiring comedian and is in a competition for a big comedy festival. He's trailing the last spot by about 100 votes. Today is the last day of voting. I'm begging (yeah ( Read more... )

Who's still doing this stuff?

A lot has happened since the last time I updated so I'll fill you in quickly ( Read more... )

Any graphic designers out there (or even just fontphiles) have the Akzidenz Grotesk font family?

So what have I been up to you ask yourself (or not really asking yourself ( Read more... )

I know you guys will really kill me for this, but just know that I feel terrible about the hurricane and have donated money to the victims. But my friend asked me to come up with a joke about New Orleans (hey, I'm a bastard... you guys should know that by now). So, without further ado, my best, tasteless, obscure joke ever ( Read more... )

I am:
-7%
Republican."You're a damn Commie! Where's Tailgunner Joe when we need him?"

Are You A Republican?

I hate you Michael Jackson.