30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles Day Twenty-Four
Welcome to Day Twenty-Four of 30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles in June: 2012 Edition!
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Here be the rules; don't forget to include a rating if the piece is rated higher than PG.
"Ohhh, that tastes like...craaaap..."
"Dude, give it here."
Puck snatches the half-eaten pastry from Kurt's lax fingers, letting the amber liquid drip onto his tongue before he rips off a bite.
"Hummel, I'm afraid your definition of crap needs to be rewritten because that's actually awesome."
Puck takes another bite, then lowers the disputed coissant to find Hummel glowering at him from swollen, narrowed eyes.
"I thought more alcohol was supposed to cure hangovers?" He says.
Puck screws up his forehead: "Who told you that?"
Kurt glances around, as if the answer might be hiding behind the utensils:
"..It made sense in my head." He admits mulishly.
"'Sides." Puck tells him, gaze scrolling over the messed-up counter-tenor's flimsy body. "You're not hungover. You're drunk as a skunk."
Kurt seems to take offense at this, and wraps a hand round the counter-top to keep himself from toppling over in rage:
"I had one beer Puckerman! I had one beer, it ( ... )
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(860): i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
(Actually my favorite tfln of all time. Your drabble today was wonderful as usual and I would love you forever if you used this one!)
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