30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles Day Ten
Welcome to Day Ten of 30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles in June: 2012 Edition!
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Puck hops to the door with one leg refusing to get in his boxers, scrabbling to reach the door handle before his mom turns it and comes in and sees--
"Mom..."
In a last ditch effort, he hurls his body between the door and the wall, puffing up to his full height like one of those spiny puffer-fish things hoping Ma will be too busy yelling at his face to look down at his boner half-in and half-out of his shorts.
It works.
"--Noah!" His mom hisses, nostrils flaring like half an inch from his. "Your sister is in the next room! She is one wall away from you, and she is eleven--"
Puck throws his hands up:
"--Mom, what the hell? I wasn't doing any--"
"--Don't." She says in her Terrifying Mom voice, holding a finger up between them like a threat of nuclear destruction. "Don't pull any of that with me Noah-- you've clearly been doing enough pulling for one morning--"
What. The actual. Hell? Puck almost gags, jamming the heels of his hands into his eyes:
"Aw, mom!"
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I nearly died. Most hilarious conversation fully dressed, too.
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