30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles Day Three

[patchfire]

Welcome to Day Three of 30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles in June: 2012 Edition!

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31 Texts From Last Night: Day 3

[test_kard_girl]

(770): You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."

"Kurt!--"

"--Shit--"

"--Is he dead?"

"--Dude, what the hell?" Finn slurs, dropping heavily to his knees beside his step-brother's limp body, quickly joined by an equally uncoordinated Rachel and Mercedes.

"He stuck his face in front of my game!" Puck protests; but he joins everyone else at Kurt's side, scrabbling around for a handful of ice-chips to use as a cold compress, but Rachel knocks them out of his hand and they end up skittering down the front of Kurt's shirt instead.

"Owowowowow..." Kurt whimpers; so at least he's conscious-- but he has to throw out a hand to keep himself from falling over, and Finn and Rachel share a worried glance.

Puck ignores them, shouldering Finn out the way to get a better look into Kurt's weirdly lax face.

"Dude, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you, but you stuck your face in front of the batter. Totally dumb move."

Everyone glowers at him again; but Kurt's eyelids are fluttering and it

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[pterawaters]

Oh, god! Too funny! Sounds legit <- I died!

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[thynameislove]

He's pretty sure the next move in CPR is removing constrictive items of clothing. Help puck! I need CPR XD

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[greenglowsgold]

Gosh, my favorite part about this is picturing everyone else's reactions to the two of them getting hot and heavy in the middle of the party. Blurred by alcohol, this would be a very interesting scene.

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[akigarin]

haha, it always starts with CPR, doesn't it? :)