30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles Day Two
Welcome to Day Two of 30 Days of Puckurt Drabbles in June: 2012 Edition!
Here be the rules; don't forget to include a rating if the piece is rated higher than PG.
Here be the rules; don't forget to include a rating if the piece is rated higher than PG.
Puck wakes up feeling like he's riding a kayak down the Mississippi, and he's flailing uselessly for something to grab hold of before he realises it's his sadist of a boyfriend who's sitting against the bathroom wall and nudging him awake with his foot, singing that stupidly cheery 'Good Morning' song from Singin In The Rain.
Puck groans, burying his face closer against the foot the toilet bowl, body curling automatically into the feotal position. "Cut it ouuut..."
"Well good morning to you too, beautiful." Kurt replies, way too loud. "You're looking and smelling especially attractive today-- did any of that bottle of tequila make it into your gullet, or did you prefer the sensation of it cascading down your chest?"
Puck kicks threateningly in Kurt's general direction:
"Too. Many. Words." He growls.
"I have bacon bagels." Kurt replies sweetly, and Puck forces himself to sit up.
"Oh holy shit." Puck blinks madly at the sudden shiny-whiteness of their freakishly pristine bathroom. He ( ... )
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I lost it. I just totally lost it. Omg.
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I legit thought he brought back an actual duck and then I started to imagine cute domestic scenes in kitchen with said duck quacking around like a little dog XD
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