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[puckinyourmom]

Hannah got her Hogwarts letter. If anyone tries pulling any of that hazing shit on her, I'll tie you to one of the goal posts.

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[toothballs]

Really? What house do you think she's gonna be in?

[puckinyourmom]

She'll totally be in Slytherin. Puckerman legacy.

[toothballs]

Is that really how it works? My Mum was in Hufflepuff...

[puckinyourmom]

Not always. I don't know what my dad was in.

[grimdarklight]

I've always wanted to use the goalposts as a vantage point. I'm sure the scenery is rather wonderful up there - what with the security of being strapped on.

Unless you're intending to tie potential hazers at ground level, in which case that's uncreative and a little boring.

Oh well.

[puckinyourmom]

...no, it would be up top.

[grimdarklight]

That sounds far more satisfying.

[puckinyourmom]

Do you want to be tied up there? 'Cause, you know, you could just fly.

[rosetoclaim]

Nobody would haze her even if she wasn't your little sister. Hannah's great.

[puckinyourmom]

Some people just hate everything awesome. But they're mostly Ravenclaws who don't do hazing anyway.

[rosetoclaim]

Trust me, nobody's going to haze Hannah. She's learned too much from her big brother.

[puckinyourmom]

Should I teach her some cool hexes?