I lost my wedding band. I have had half the office looking with no success.

This is truly a sucky day.

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Or, my day so far. How you doin?


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Be vewy vewy quiet ... I'm hunting wabbits!"

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I just got my "Pig Plague Protection Kit" at work.

That big bottle of Purell stands between me and danger.

But Canadian drugs are soon to come.

What is your workplace doing?

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Today is flu shot day at work. I dutifully lined up with my co- workers, and it came time for me to roll up my sleeve and get injected.

That's when I remembered my large tattoos and my very conservative work environment.

The partnership now knows a lot more about me than it did.

Oy.

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*whimper*

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Listen you last-year's Ugg Boots wearing skank with the messy hair- don't, if you try and cut ahead of me in the coffee line at Dean & Deluca's one more time I will launch you into orbit. Do not push a man who needs caffeine.

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That was the most dispiriting night I have had out in years.

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I'm testing this iPhone app.

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