Random HILARIOUS thoughts from people 25-35 years old.

Stolen from a Facebook friend.

-I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

-More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly ( Read more... )

The punchline, the punchline! So amazing.

Originally posted at " Librarians who say Motherfucker".

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Old monastic curse on book thieves:

For him that stealeth, or borrow and returneth not this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, cry aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to his agony til he sing his dissolution. Let ( Read more... )

It has recently come to my attention that there is a fundamental misunderstanding going on about the Healthcare debate. Please read the following exchange I had with a dear relative I love with all my heart, even if he is hopelessly liberal.

"Those who make it believe that our system is the best precisely because of its inequality. Systems like ( Read more... )

Best telemarketer revenge EVER!

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I get emails from Amazon about deals and such. One deal that came up recently was for a really pretty anthology collection of the first 4 Batman movies. [b]Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, and Batman and Robin[/b] (aka, the rubber nipples ( Read more... )

Cap and Trade - explained through music.

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Finally got a haircut. It makes me so happy.


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Grif at A-kon.


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