...doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.

Look, look! A list of "underreported" stories, most of them pointing to the US's global conspiracy to control THE WORLD! (duh, duh, duhhhhhhh)

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If it's on the internet, it must be true, right? Right?

If you need me, I'll be under my aluminimum pyramid hat.

No, this does not mean I'm going to start spouting long monologues about the nature of the universe. I just wanted to show some solidarity with my brother-in-comic-geekdom warpsmith!

For all that is good and holy, I will not provide a link to this site...

OK...I won't click on the link!

Alright...this time I won't click Maniac Mode and whip the mouse like there's no tomorrow.

Someone please help me. I. Can't. Stop!

Activate!

Yes, you too can star in your very own Anime...all you need is a catchy title!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go battle my nemesis, Underwear Witch Noyura.

Here's some light reading to keep you busy. (I'm talking to you, Shiny Revolutionary Monkey Boy Chogyuto!)

Atomic Kitty Shimio 13 - away!

Yes, a new coffe pot is gracing the counter to replace my old nemesis the Fancy Krups Machine (Damn you, FKM, and your pitiful steam nozzle! I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!). Yes, The Pod (a name that I have chosen, as it reflects its true, alien nature much more aptly than the Melita Fast Brew! moniker that a witless marketing hack shackled it with) has ( Read more... )

Yup, there's a column. And yeah, you gotta read it.

...Clowns! Erm, Comics? Wait, wait...Columns! That's it.

Sorry for the random Penny Arcade reference, but I couldn't resist. Cheers.

Gods & Monsters is up for you to read, Phillip. Just don't get me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Yep, Gods & Monsters is back on the prowl. It'll be a much more regular thing and will actually feature comics that are going to be out this week (rather than featuring ones that are two weeks old ( Read more... )

C'mon. Just click. Do it! Click! You can't stop yourself from clicking! FOR GOD'S SAKE CLLIIIIIIIIIICK!

Or don't.