Behold! I am the proud new owner of this, a beautiful Lanikai soprano pineapple ukulele.


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Tonight, beginning at around 10pm, I'll be at the Tavern, celebrating the end of finals by getting silly drunk. I highly recommend you make necessary adjustments to your schedule in order to join me.

Oh man, Phil Collins has still got it--in a big way.

“Drummers love big bands, because you get to set up pieces of music that are three or four measures down the line. Ba-ta-ba-ta-ba-ta-BAM.”


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Desmond Dekker died.

Endorsements are out. Cinco de Mayo/Voting Party on Friday?

***Update***

You can read the Mercury's endorsements online here.

Hey, who wants to come over to my place at 5:30 today to help unload a Uhaul?

This is the greatest premise in the history of movies (and should really appeal to those of you who dislike it when movies deal with any sort of issue): Ok, there's this plane, right? And it's in the air. But get this, man, there are snakes on the plane, and oh shit the snakes get out and terrorize the passengers. Also, Samuel L. Jackson ( Read more... )

I can't believe this is a viable business model: http://www.petsinuniform.com/index.php


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The weirdest thing happened at the Holocene on Saturday night after roller derby. I was just standing there against a rail, minding my own, when this woman walked by and the heel on her high heel shoes got caught in my left Converse. At first, I don't think she could figure out why her leg wouldn't move forward any more. Once she realized that her ( Read more... )