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promisedsardine

001 >llll'> VIDEO

Oct 09, 2011 15:37

['Sup Somarium. There is a fabulous-looking pale guy with pointy ears and fangs posting a video call on the network.]

Seeing how large this area is, as well as the fact that the floor is not giving me epilepsy... This clearly isn't the Item World!

[Even though it's a fairly obvious conclusion and nothing too Netherworld-shocking, Valvatorez ( Read more... )

ooh this phone has infinite uses, sardines, !ic, intro, not in hades anymore fenfen, *video, !somarium

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OH MY GOD I'M SORRY FOR THIS TAG leavesthebaby October 9 2011, 23:46:57 UTC

Where in the fuck are you from? This isn't an item world. It's a fucking dream world.

IT'S A TROY BAKERFEST promisedsardine October 10 2011, 01:25:16 UTC

A dream world, eh? Intriguing. That would explain the large amount of humans and lack of Fear Energy...

[HE IS SO EASILY IMPRESSED... that he completely forgets that he was supposed to be in a hurry. Well, whatever. Even giant meteors can wait patiently for plot advancement. Shouldn't be a big deal to stick around for a bit.]

As for your question, human, I suppose I can indulge your curiosity just this once... [Valvatorez gives a dramatic and unnecessary toss of his cape.] I... am a demon hailing from the Netherworld!

SCREAMING LOUDLY leavesthebaby October 10 2011, 02:31:36 UTC

...And you expect me to believe you?

promisedsardine October 11 2011, 21:18:46 UTC

Well, it would certainly make my job easier.

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pink_star_rider October 10 2011, 00:16:43 UTC

... Item... world?

promisedsardine October 10 2011, 01:27:48 UTC

[Sorry, Valvatorez is unable to answer Kirby's question because he's too busy being APPALLED BY THIS INCOMPREHENSIBLE BLOB OF CUTE. Even a Catsaber couldn't compete with this thing in terms of adorability, so it can't possibly be a demon! Argh it burns.]

Wha... What on Hades are you supposed to be, creature?!

pink_star_rider October 10 2011, 02:10:30 UTC

[Oh Gosh, Hades. Another thing he never heard of. But, OK, first things first: answering your question!]

Ah, Kirby alien, and Star Warrior! [Meta Knight was nice enough to remind him of his role.]

promisedsardine October 11 2011, 21:20:42 UTC

[Sorry, you had him there at "alien." HE IS SO IMPRESSED.]

A-An alien?! I never knew such things existed! Simply astounding! Hmmhmm... I must be sure to tell Fenrich and the others of this once I get back...

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denpaism October 10 2011, 00:34:24 UTC

So even a demon gets stuck here ... *Well that's first.*

I don't think there is a portal like that here, Mr. demon. Although I can tell you where you can buy fresh sardines.

promisedsardine October 10 2011, 01:34:20 UTC

That would seem to be the case. I must say, whoever has such power to do so has to be rather impressive.

[Even though this isn't... really the time to be impressed. And with the prospect of getting sardines, he completely forgets that unholy shit he's talking to a human. Oh well.]

It's a shame you can't help me find a portal, but do tell where these sardines are, lass.

denpaism October 10 2011, 02:10:03 UTC

Unfortunately, magical power gauging isn't my forte ... Oh yes here.

*And here be the name of the seafood shop in the shopping district, and general direction.*

- and you should see it there, Mr. Demon.

promisedsardine October 11 2011, 22:12:12 UTC

[The way she calls him 'Mr. Demon' really brings back memories... Oh well, doesn't matter. At least he knows where the sardines are. He nods with understanding.]

I see. That seems rather simple enough. However, with my pride as a noble demon, I cannot just have a favor done for me without doing something in return! If there is anything I can do to repay you, do not hesitate to let me know.

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/runs away cityescapee October 10 2011, 01:13:43 UTC

I dunno about any Item Worlds or Netherworlds. This place is a dream world as far as I know.

NO COME BACK HERE promisedsardine October 10 2011, 01:35:48 UTC

A dream world?! Are you saying I'm all just part of a dream?!

[OMFG WHAT HAS HIS WHOLE LIFE BEEN...]

oh okay cityescapee October 10 2011, 02:13:56 UTC

[Don't get all angsty on him now. Shadow will do enough of that later. He scratches his head]

I dunno about that. Not sure of all the details, but you get here by falling asleep somewhere in your own world.

[Truth be told, Sonic is still trying to wrap his head around this whole thing himself.]

promisedsardine October 11 2011, 22:14:19 UTC

Oh... So I'm asleep then? Then it all makes sense now! [EVEN THOUGH IT REALLY DOESN'T.] I suppose that there's nothing to worry about. I'll just need to wake up!

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[ video ] hatesviolence October 10 2011, 05:57:27 UTC

[what is he going to comment about?]

There's a small grocery store at the Shopping district that sells some good sardines.

[yeeeeeep. what, he has to take care of a cat and she likes them as treats.]

[ video ] promisedsardine October 11 2011, 22:20:43 UTC

[Valvatorez had already been informed about the whole dreamworld thing, so he's stopped being so surprised at there being so many humans around. And hey, knowing all the sardine places would be useful.]

I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific than that. I'm not quite familiar with this area, you see.

[ video ] hatesviolence October 12 2011, 04:48:07 UTC

Ah, right. You're new.

It's called [whatever it's called] and on the corner of [insert two street names here.]

[and pausing. how to give directions...]

...Where are you right now?

[ video ] promisedsardine October 13 2011, 20:14:49 UTC

[... That's a good question. Where is Val, anyway? He finally gets the idea to look around.]

It would seem that I am standing in a fountain! I should probably get out.

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