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[promisedsardine]

['Sup Somarium. There is a fabulous-looking pale guy with pointy ears and fangs posting a video call on the network.]

Seeing how large this area is, as well as the fact that the floor is not giving me epilepsy... This clearly isn't the Item World!

[Even though it's a fairly obvious conclusion and nothing too Netherworld-shocking, Valvatorez

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[hatesviolence]

[what is he going to comment about?]

There's a small grocery store at the Shopping district that sells some good sardines.

[yeeeeeep. what, he has to take care of a cat and she likes them as treats.]

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[promisedsardine]

[Valvatorez had already been informed about the whole dreamworld thing, so he's stopped being so surprised at there being so many humans around. And hey, knowing all the sardine places would be useful.]

I'm afraid you'll have to be more specific than that. I'm not quite familiar with this area, you see.

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[hatesviolence]

Ah, right. You're new.

It's called [whatever it's called] and on the corner of [insert two street names here.]

[and pausing. how to give directions...]

...Where are you right now?

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[promisedsardine]

[... That's a good question. Where is Val, anyway? He finally gets the idea to look around.]

It would seem that I am standing in a fountain! I should probably get out.

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[hatesviolence]

So you're in the village...

If you take the main road northwest, you should get to the second district. There's a sign. Keep going for ten blocks, take a left, go down two blocks, take a right, and you should see a small shopping center. It's in there.

...Got it?

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[promisedsardine]

[Luckily, Valvatorez is smart enough to understand proper directions! He nods.]

Yes, thank you. I must admit that I am in your debt.

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[hatesviolence]

Don't mention it.