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[promisedsardine]

['Sup Somarium. There is a fabulous-looking pale guy with pointy ears and fangs posting a video call on the network.]

Seeing how large this area is, as well as the fact that the floor is not giving me epilepsy... This clearly isn't the Item World!

[Even though it's a fairly obvious conclusion and nothing too Netherworld-shocking, Valvatorez

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[pink_star_rider]

... Item... world?

[promisedsardine]

[Sorry, Valvatorez is unable to answer Kirby's question because he's too busy being APPALLED BY THIS INCOMPREHENSIBLE BLOB OF CUTE. Even a Catsaber couldn't compete with this thing in terms of adorability, so it can't possibly be a demon! Argh it burns.]

Wha... What on Hades are you supposed to be, creature?!

[pink_star_rider]

[Oh Gosh, Hades. Another thing he never heard of. But, OK, first things first: answering your question!]

Ah, Kirby alien, and Star Warrior! [Meta Knight was nice enough to remind him of his role.]

[promisedsardine]

[Sorry, you had him there at "alien." HE IS SO IMPRESSED.]

A-An alien?! I never knew such things existed! Simply astounding! Hmmhmm... I must be sure to tell Fenrich and the others of this once I get back...

[pink_star_rider]

[Not the first one impressed with him being an alien, so, no news here.]

Kirby really that unique? [Because... that doesn't look like a big deal to him.]

[promisedsardine]

[To Valzy, everything is a big deal.]

Of course! I've never seen anything like you in the four hundred plus years of my life!

[pink_star_rider]

AH! FOUR HUNDRED YEARS? ]That`s an awful long time!]

[promisedsardine]

[He gives a confirming nod, then an unnecessary flip of his cape.]

Correct, strange round pink creature!

[pink_star_rider]

Humans live that long? [Because... Kirby still didn't realize you aren't human. Ops!]

[promisedsardine]

[NO HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO HIDEOUS.]

I beg your pardon?! Creature, I am no human! I clearly am a demon hailing from the Netherworld!

[pink_star_rider]

[SORRY SORRY SORRY!]

Eh? Demon? [Kirby doesn't understand the concept of angels and demons because... his world doesn't have those.]

[promisedsardine]

Yes. Demon. [Well, he'll forgive Kirby because he's an alien. Now... How to explain it in simple terms to this... thing.]

Demons scare humans to make them stay good and behave. Understand?

[pink_star_rider]

[That... doesn't make a lot of sense to Kirby. But he'll nod and pretend he got all that.]

Oh...

What demon name?

[promisedsardine]

[Good. That is necessary to maintain order in this world.]

I am Lord Valvatorez, the Prinny Instructor! Remember my name well, creature!

[pink_star_rider]

Val... vatorez? [He's hoping he's pronouncing that right. Never heard a name like that. He's more used to easier names like Ricky, Kine and so on...]

Ah, Kirby no forget! [At least he has a good memory!]