Comments | prolific_geeks: [Naruto] 'Serpientes' (Orochimaru is a pimp)

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[Naruto] 'Serpientes' (Orochimaru is a pimp)

Mar 19, 2007 13:41

Written for lykomancer. ♥ Orochimaru learns that it's hard out here for a PIMP.

Orochimaru/Jiraiya, Orochimaru/Tsunade, Orochimaru/Kabuto and Orochimaru/Sasuke. MAYBE A LITTLE SASUKE/EVERYONE IMPORTANT IN HIS LIFE AS WELL. But uh, yeah.

( No, really. I'm serious. When he's trying to get his money for the rent (and the Cadillac!) it's hard. Because a whole lot of bitches are talkin' shit. )

tsunade, sasuke, jiraiya, naruto, orochimaru, kabuto

Comments 35

joyinthedance March 19 2007, 17:26:31 UTC

Oh, this is wonderful. Oro is such a pimp, and so delightfully in character. And I loved how Sasuke gradually got more and more defensive with each name Orochimaru came up with, finally hitting the mark with Itachi. Because I think that's EXACTLY how it is, deep down in Sasuke's psyche. Nice job!

cephiedvariable March 20 2007, 02:30:18 UTC

Lol, Itachi was an afterthought. BECAUSE IN WRITING, AFTERTHOUGHTS ARE ALWAYS THE *BEST* THOUGHTS, INVARIABLY.

Thank you. And Such. ^__^

layiliyal March 19 2007, 18:14:28 UTC

Oh - I love these Oro fics.

All of these ring so true! Let's see -
Jiraiya - Oh yeah, a Ladies Man through and through.

I can see it going exactly like that with Tsunade. My heart still breaks for her.

I've always had Kabuto pegged as a "means to an end" kind of guy.

Uchihacest! Oh yes, that angry little boy would not appreciate Itachi being mentioned, would he?

cephiedvariable March 19 2007, 18:31:00 UTC

Ah, thank you! The Tsunade part is my favorite, actually, because as I was writing it I was just like: "Oh, oh, this is it exactly." I need to write more Sannin fic. T___T

Ahaha, Itachi. Well- it's better that Orochimaru brought it up then. Nothing would be more awkward for Sasuke than being in the middle of dubiousconsent!sex and then having Orochimaru be all: "BTW.... ITACHI!

.... PSYCH! :D :D :D :D"

layiliyal March 19 2007, 21:56:52 UTC

Oh yeah - I really think you have the Tsunade part perfect. And the more I think about it, the more I dislike Oro for doing that to her ... Even though it isn't cannon. >->

"BTW.... ITACHI!

.... PSYCH! :D :D :D :D"

Bahahaha - that made me choke on my Rice Krispies. And I bet Oro would do it purely for Sasuke's reaction.

Encourages for more Sannin fics.

lykomancer March 20 2007, 02:07:03 UTC

I need to write more Sannin fic.

FUCK YES. YES, YES, YES.

...please.

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a_white_rain March 19 2007, 18:15:36 UTC

I loved them all. And the KakaSasu bit made me grin. ♥

cephiedvariable March 19 2007, 18:27:13 UTC

I, UH, DEFINITELY PUT IT THERE JUST FOR YOU. ♥

In other news, boo!.

a_white_rain March 19 2007, 18:36:07 UTC

I APPROVE OF THIS.

I think the KabuOro one I loved the most though.

*clicks*

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cephiedvariable March 20 2007, 02:29:29 UTC

Thank you so much. I really *aimed* for the pimping aspect. :P

Awesome irishmastermind March 19 2007, 19:45:37 UTC

Orochimaru didn't trust him for a moment, which was probably why he kissed him again.

I loved that line. And also this one:

The next time Orochimaru touched him, Sasuke broke his wrist.

Re: Awesome cephiedvariable March 20 2007, 02:28:51 UTC

I agonized over that last line a bit. :P I wanted to add more, but ended up just leaving it even though there was more I wanted to say. Ominous or ironic endings always work best, right? Right!

Thank you. ^___^