Written for lykomancer. ♥ Orochimaru learns that it's hard out here for a PIMP.

Orochimaru/Jiraiya, Orochimaru/Tsunade, Orochimaru/Kabuto and Orochimaru/Sasuke. MAYBE A LITTLE SASUKE/EVERYONE IMPORTANT IN HIS LIFE AS WELL. But uh, yeah.

( No, really. I'm serious. When he's trying to get his money for the rent (and the Cadillac!) it's hard. Because a whole lot of bitches are talkin' shit. )

Just a few assorted drabbles retrieved from my hard drive. Mostly excerpts from half finished fics that... really are never going to go anywheres.

( Orochimaru on Kabuto, 203 words )

Kabuto/Sasuke written for lykomancer.

As I excited as I was to write this, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WITH THIS PAIRING.

This was supposed to be a drabble. All the bare bones narrative, and none of the brevity!

( One of the first things Sasuke learns in Sound Village is that Kabuto is more dangerous than Orochimaru... )