Hey, I'm back. :P With the fandom I just can't seem to quit.

Oooh, writing characters who have been in less than ten chapters. Scaaaary.

( Geeze, you're dense. What do I got to do? Write you a sonnet? )

More old, re-posted Naruto fic. FROM 2004 :D. If I recall correctly, I originally wrote these drabbles for 15minuteficlets. :P I used to write almost daily for that comm, but lost almost all the original drabbles I'd done during that time (which is a shame- I wrote some really fun Illuminati and Artemis Fable stuff D ( Read more... )

Written for lykomancer. ♥ Orochimaru learns that it's hard out here for a PIMP.

Orochimaru/Jiraiya, Orochimaru/Tsunade, Orochimaru/Kabuto and Orochimaru/Sasuke. MAYBE A LITTLE SASUKE/EVERYONE IMPORTANT IN HIS LIFE AS WELL. But uh, yeah.

( No, really. I'm serious. When he's trying to get his money for the rent (and the Cadillac!) it's hard. Because a whole lot of bitches are talkin' shit. )

Written for 31_days March 10th theme, "look into their eyes, and you'll see what they know: everybody dies". Orochimaru and Sasuke's sexy, sexy body.

( Sasuke is turning himself into a weapon... )

Sasuke and nursery rhymes. No, it's not cute. Seriously. Written for naruto100.

( Red leaves and fire... )

Kabuto/Sasuke written for lykomancer.

As I excited as I was to write this, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOING WITH THIS PAIRING.

This was supposed to be a drabble. All the bare bones narrative, and none of the brevity!

( One of the first things Sasuke learns in Sound Village is that Kabuto is more dangerous than Orochimaru... )