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Nov 25, 2010 20:47

Christians Arrested Over Turkey Terror

Thanksgiving is the season when we give thanks for the little things, but nobody is thanking Michael Christian this afternoon after an ACRO bust on Mike's Exotic Animals. Mr. Christian has been breeding and selling illegal animals that have not been deemed safe for human consumption to the general public. ( Read more... )

alphonse elric, *article, riza hawkeye, l lawliet, vash the stampede, *eyewitness, ami mizuno

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[Action - until otherwise specified] sugarforteatime November 25 2010, 20:38:23 UTC

[There were few things L was less enthused about than pursuing mutated turkeys on the loose and possibly dangerous, however, he had more than enough raw materials in his overlarge warehouse apartment that he would be able to cobble together a decent sized net and earn some decent money for it too. Even if he only caught a few, or even one, it might be worth it just for that. He would need to find someone to deal with the more ... physical aspects of the hunt, however.]

[ACTION] stampeded November 25 2010, 20:42:35 UTC

[And then, just the derp he's looking for happens to wander by! Vash wasn't too worried about the turkeys, in fact, he was curious to see just what they look like... and the bounty for them doesn't hurt, either.]

Why, if it isn't Rue! How are you doing today?

sugarforteatime November 25 2010, 20:45:24 UTC

[Vash ... actually, prefect.]

I was attempting to pursue some turkeys. I am uncertain if you are familiar with them, but they can be particularly vicious ... for birds.

[He wasn't certain if this was a good idea, or bad, Vash had a sort of ... aura of incompetence about him.]

I imagine the reward appealed to you.

[ACTION forever] stampeded November 25 2010, 20:52:13 UTC

Oh, really? I haven't gotten to get a look at one yet, but they don't sound all that bad. [At least, not for him - he has his leather bodysuit on under his clothes, and his hands are always clad in gloves. Assuming their beaks aren't too big, it would be less hurt than he's used to getting.]

The reward is a good deal, but it might not be easy to get them all the way to the BHA building. How are you going to do it?

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Action his_hawks_eye November 25 2010, 21:29:27 UTC

[If anyone sees her, Riza Hawkeye has already managed to shoot two of the birds dead, and is trying for a third. \o/ gun skills!]

[Action] youropponentis November 26 2010, 00:09:13 UTC

[There's a gaggle of turkey being stalked by Ami. And she's about to shoot one.

There you go.]

[Action] kimitoaruiteku November 26 2010, 00:43:15 UTC

[Al has a brilliant idea. Twenty dollars a turkey, right? So that means if he catches a few, he can get money to put towards the cat he wants! They're just funny looking turkeys. It should be fine. ... Right?

So he's out looking for some.

No, he didn't really tell anyone where he was going.]

[Action] youropponentis November 26 2010, 16:49:13 UTC

...

[And she sees you! Directive change! She's going to follow you to make sure you don't get hurt.]

[Action] kimitoaruiteku November 26 2010, 22:44:24 UTC

[Attempting to sneak up on a turkey.] Heeere, turkey, turkey. I'm not going hurt you... I just need to catch you... so I can get some money... and get a kitty, okay...? So just... hold... still!

[Leaps at it but it gobbles and dodges. Al lands flat on his face.] Ow.

[Lifts his head up when he hears angry gobbles and the turkey headed right for him.]

... Uh-oh.

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[Action] tank_top_lover November 26 2010, 11:11:10 UTC

[Well, his sword is drawn, the only problem would be that he still didn't had the time to actually sharpen it again. Not that it will hinder him in fighting some of these giant birds.

He hasn't seen monsters like that, but really, he still was in a different world.

Maybe he would get enough money to actually join this BHA if he got some.]