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Christians Arrested Over Turkey Terror

Thanksgiving is the season when we give thanks for the little things, but nobody is thanking Michael Christian this afternoon after an ACRO bust on Mike's Exotic Animals. Mr. Christian has been breeding and selling illegal animals that have not been deemed safe for human consumption to the general public.

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[Action]

[youropponentis]

[There's a gaggle of turkey being stalked by Ami. And she's about to shoot one.

There you go.]

[Action]

[kimitoaruiteku]

[Al has a brilliant idea. Twenty dollars a turkey, right? So that means if he catches a few, he can get money to put towards the cat he wants! They're just funny looking turkeys. It should be fine. ... Right?

So he's out looking for some.

No, he didn't really tell anyone where he was going.]

[Action]

[youropponentis]

...

[And she sees you! Directive change! She's going to follow you to make sure you don't get hurt.]

[Action]

[kimitoaruiteku]

[Attempting to sneak up on a turkey.] Heeere, turkey, turkey. I'm not going hurt you... I just need to catch you... so I can get some money... and get a kitty, okay...? So just... hold... still!

[Leaps at it but it gobbles and dodges. Al lands flat on his face.] Ow.

[Lifts his head up when he hears angry gobbles and the turkey headed right for him.]

... Uh-oh.

[Action]

[youropponentis]

!

[She quickly aims, shooting to kill, or at the very least disable the turkey. A shot rings out...]

[Action]

[kimitoaruiteku]

[Aaand there goes the turkey. And Al lets out a yell as it falls dead. Al carefully gets to his feet and looks around. Someone had to have fired that gun...]

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[youropponentis]

Are you ok?