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Turkeys For Sale!!
[an audio clip, recited unwaveringly by a woman who seems to be trying to cram all of this and her own forced cheerfulness in with one breath:] "Starting today until the end of the month, Mike's Exotic Animals will be selling LIVE turkeys for all your Thanksgiving and Christmas needs. A rare bird reported to have lived

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[spawnedbywar]

Who cares? They could be drumming on a garbage can lid or slapping a pair of rocks together and it still would still pass as music in this dump.

[hiss hiss]

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[spawnedbywar]

Says who? Music can be made with anything as long as you're creative. You don't have to be Mozart to cobble together a song.

permavoice.

[chrysophilist]

Okay, that second add in the left column can't be real.

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[spawnedbywar]

[guess who was eating breakfast when the ads were posted? he just about chokes on a mouthful of toast, sputtering and coughing up a storm.]

M-muh -- MY GUITAR!

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[ysobritish]

...alright, I have to ask. How the devil did a guitar with your name on it end up in some stranger's hands?

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[spawnedbywar]

Did you lose your reading comprehension in that SE thing, too? It was sold to him.

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[ysobritish]

No, I read that part. But considering your shock, I doubt you were the one that did it.

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[wakingwaters]

Some cooking wear and boys clothes... Ven won't fit into them, but maybe I can patch them a little for him.

[And that "fun night" ad...] That seems inappropriate.

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[zerg_queen]

I have heard mention of these old earth holidays before. I see no point in them.