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Turkeys For Sale!!
[an audio clip, recited unwaveringly by a woman who seems to be trying to cram all of this and her own forced cheerfulness in with one breath:] "Starting today until the end of the month, Mike's Exotic Animals will be selling LIVE turkeys for all your Thanksgiving and Christmas needs. A rare bird reported to have lived

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[voice]

[spawnedbywar]

Who cares? They could be drumming on a garbage can lid or slapping a pair of rocks together and it still would still pass as music in this dump.

[hiss hiss]

[voice]

[spawnedbywar]

Says who? Music can be made with anything as long as you're creative. You don't have to be Mozart to cobble together a song.

[voice]

[spawnedbywar]

Of course I can! I can appreciate the classics just as well as anyone else, but I'm not going to create false pretensions when music--real music--is written from the heart. I don't follow anyone else's example but my own when I write songs, for YOUR information!

[voice]

[spawnedbywar]

[what the dick is this IS THIS REALITY]

N-nande kuso...?

[voice]

[spawnedbywar]

--Oh yeah?! You wouldn't know music if it hit you over your fat empty head, you German son of a bitch!