Turkey Day!

[prodigious_mage]

[phone, public]
...........the best ..... ever!  Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look!  Where are you guys?!  Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa!  H-Hey, stop -- No, put that

Comments

[abravelikehero]

I-it's frightening!

[prodigious_mage]

No way! It was the coolest way to celebrate that dumb holiday we've had so far.

[abravelikehero]

How is a dead cooked bird attacking you cool?

[prodigious_mage]

How is it not cool?

1/3

[mr_blandy_bland]

[He comes running...]

Palom are you oka--...

[mr_blandy_bland]

[mr_blandy_bland]

[Now that he has seen everything, Canada will now back out of the kitchen very slowly.]

[prodigious_mage]

Canadaaa! Quick, come help me grab a wing!

[Palom is being dragged across the floor by a very angry dead turkey.]

Yaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!

... so i realized today that we weren't friends...

[bustydefense]

NO.

=O Travesty

[prodigious_mage]

C-Come on! It's been a whole three weeks already! I think.

*sobs*

[bustydefense]

Take it outside.

[prodigious_mage]

Don't you even care that it's attacking me?