Turkey Day!

[prodigious_mage]

[phone, public]
...........the best ..... ever!  Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look!  Where are you guys?!  Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa!  H-Hey, stop -- No, put that

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... so i realized today that we weren't friends...

[bustydefense]

NO.

=O Travesty

[prodigious_mage]

C-Come on! It's been a whole three weeks already! I think.

*sobs*

[bustydefense]

Take it outside.

[prodigious_mage]

Don't you even care that it's attacking me?

[bustydefense]

Of course I do. But it's a turkey, Palom.

[prodigious_mage]

A very vicious and mean turk --

[Glomp goes the turkey over Palom's head. There is a muffled scream as Palom begins to smash it into the wall.]

[bustydefense]

[... Ewww]

STOP!

[Mia rushes over and grabs the turkey herself]

[prodigious_mage]

Ffmphf fmfmmfd brrmmmph!

[Roughly translated, that means 'this is all your fault for not letting me blow it up Mia gosh look what you did'. In the meantime, Palom is flailing around in Mia's arms.]

[bustydefense]

[Blowing things up is still NOT THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING]

Hold still while I pull.

[prodigious_mage]

[Palom holds still. The gurgling continues, though, a little less coherently if that's possible.]

[bustydefense]

Push against it.

[prodigious_mage]

[Palom pushes against it, kicking and flailing.]

[bustydefense]

[Mia... pulls. No, she is not going to take a knife to it.]

[prodigious_mage]

[Palom's head pops off.

. . . Kidding, but it might seem that way for a second until Palom lifts up a hand and sets the thing on fire.

Now there is a flaming turkey only half-stuck to his head, joy.]

[bustydefense]

[Mia yelps and let's go]

WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SETTING THINGS ON FIRE?

[In other words: HOW IS THIS BETTER?]

[prodigious_mage]

Now my mouth is free to talk!

[This is true. The turkey is now clamped on firmly by his nose.]