Nov 25, 2010 14:34
[phone, public]
...........the best ..... ever! Mia, Shiraasan, Canada, come over here and look! Where are you guys?! Look, it's trying to pick up the knife, this is so cool, it's like a zombie turkey or something does anyone have like that thing that freezes moments in time so we can look at this again late -- Whoa! H-Hey, stop -- No, put that down hey no not -- OOOOOWWW how the YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE LIMBS STOP THAT.
MIAAAAA!
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW WE SAID I COULD ONLY BLOW UP THE HOUSE ONCE EVERY FEW WEEKS or so and only when I really had to please please please i really want to blowuptheturkeyitkeepstryin.....
[The voice fades away. Palom will take calls about his homicidal turkey after a massive explosion resounds through the telephone, though.]