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Do they smoke? (And what? How often?)
No. Although for some reason would pull out a bubble-pipe, for the lulz.
Drink (alcohol)?
Once made a bar for the prisoners, didn't turn out too well. Aside from that, I don't think he drinks that much. (Wanna see Superjail BREAK DOWN? Yeah... NO.)
Drugs?
To paraphrase Dali, The Warden doesn't do drugs. HE IS  ( Read more... )